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The Dad Joke Thread

Why should you never fart in an Apple store? They don't have Windows.
+1 to this entire thread. Great stuff! Not a joke, but Dad related; whenever I used to, uh, do something more or less bone-headed, Pops would always look at me in that particular way, shake his head, then mutter, "size 50 coat, size 3 hat." Man I wish I could hear that just one more time. Cheers.
what do you call a fear of giants?

Fi Fy fo-bia
What did one burp say to the other burp? Let's sneak out the back and be little stinkers. (my granddaughter told me that one one).

Some more wisdom from my granddaughter. "It's not a fart if you don't hear or see it!"
what is a giraffes favorite fruit?

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But then I turned myself around.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs
No one names their kid Lance anymore. But in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
If two vegans are arguing is it still considered beefing??
When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent
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why is Santa afraid of chimneys?

Because hes CLAUStrophobic!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing they fast
Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian!

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