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Why should you never fart in an Apple store? They don't have Windows.
 

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I need to call the doctor.
Which doctor?
No, the regular kind.
 

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+1 to this entire thread. Great stuff! Not a joke, but Dad related; whenever I used to, uh, do something more or less bone-headed, Pops would always look at me in that particular way, shake his head, then mutter, "size 50 coat, size 3 hat." Man I wish I could hear that just one more time. Cheers.
 

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what do you call a fear of giants?

Fi Fy fo-bia
 

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What did one burp say to the other burp? Let's sneak out the back and be little stinkers. (my granddaughter told me that one one).

Some more wisdom from my granddaughter. "It's not a fart if you don't hear or see it!"
 

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what is a giraffes favorite fruit?

Neck-tarine
 

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