Maglite to the Face
Camp Fodder
I'm kind of surprised MAjor Tuddy hasn't had an overhaul.
They've been pretty clear with the spear about leaning away from the NAtive American imagery and into the Roman gladiator type imagery. And yet, Major Tuddy is still dressed like a soldier, sitting in neither camp.
They should have a halftime ceremony where someone with a spear chases Tuddy around the field and then pins him to the 50-yard line, with much squealing played over the loudspeakers, followed by free bacon for the fans. I'll bet it will get a standing ovation.



