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Elephant said:
Well, I know it's not morning time but I wasn't going to wait til morning to announce it. Miss Piggy and I are expecting a child in early June. She just had another sonogram today and the baby is healthy and we have been told HE/she is stubborn. :laugh: The doctor was trying to poke at Megan's belly to get the baby to move in a certain direction to get a good view and all HE/she would do is wave HIS/her arms as if to say, "leave me alone Doc!"

What does a man say who has been given everything he has always wanted? All Glory goes to God! He has truly blessed me!
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Congratulations!

Be sure to enjoy sleeping while it's still a normal activity. ;)
 
Congrats man, awesome news! If you need any practice beforehand, you are welcome to babysit my four anytime. No really, ANYTIME.

:)
 
Good morning everyone! Offo to FedEx Field to see Ryan Kerrigan end Tom Brady's career with a very legal hit, but will label him as dirty because he took out the prima donna! I hope I get some really good pics of it!

Have a great time in chat today!
 
Have fun at the game. Also...

Congrats!

Does the membership here at BGO have a hand in naming the young 'un? :) For a boy: Om would be ok. Servumtuum sounds cool. Neophyte adds a certain kind of sophistication to the name itself. Bulldog's Twin. Ah now we're talking. For a girl: Blondie might work. Ann the Fan is simple, but straightforward. MissU28 (or any other number) for nostalgic purposes. Renaissance for the gourmet-artistic flair would do.

Hey, we're here to help. When you need some time alone with your wife, Uncle Goaldeje is more than happy to offer free baby-sitting duties. Ditto for Aunt Ren.
 
Seven?

Or, if that doesn't suit you, how about Soda?
 
Dammit BB. I am trying to get RID of my kids, not take any more on (even for short periods of time).

Making Christmas cookies this morning and discovered the older two have eaten almost all of the icing. So my wife told the younger two they were the favorites today. They had no idea how to respond, it was great. They just stared at us in disbelief. Apparently, we let the older two do WAY too much stuff.

All right, sorry. No one likes stories about other people's kids or other people's fantasy teams.

I'll stop now.
 
I like it. And one story about my daughter...

When she was about six or so, I caught her going outside when told not to do so. It had rained the previous day and the field across the street was muddy - knew it would be a temptation for her.

Marched her back inside and asked if she had anything to say in her defense. With a meek voice, she mumbled, "I want you to know that I am sorry for myself". I told her to sit down - daddy needed to take a restroom break. For the next ten minutes or so, I was laughing so hard - the silent laugh of course. It took a while for me to settle down. Told her to find something else to do and no other punishment was warranted.
 
Good Morning everyone! Have a great day and be careful of retail chains today! Unless, of course, you are going to WalMart for the entertainment factor! :laugh:
 
Elephant said:
Good Morning everyone! Have a great day and be careful of retail chains today! Unless, of course, you are going to WalMart for the entertainment factor! :laugh:
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Well it's good afternoon now but I hope everyone has one anyway.

El, a trip to Wal-Mart is something I view as visiting an art museum specializing is surrealism. :)
 
Not good for you Brian, your wife just kicked your ass. It's ok, we'll start a fund so you can get protection from her :laugh:
 
Hi ya'll. Hope it is a great weekend for everyone.

Lots of good football on tap for today and tomorrow. The best teams are taking the field and could provide a lot of great fireworks.

Very cold in many parts of the country. Just stay inside and enjoy the warmth. :)
 
Good morning everyone! Like BB says have a great weekend-especially the football part.

He's right about it being cold, it's 25° F (-4° C) here in Raleigh, NC as I type this so stay warm and safe if it's cold where you are. :)
 
I had one of those epic sleeps last night (12 hours!). Been working a lot of hard hours of late and guess I needed it. It is a gorgeous (if brisk) sunny day here in NC. Looking forward to doing some cooking today, watching some great football, and beyond that not doing a whole hell of a lot of anything :)

Hope you all have an awesome Saturday :cheers:
 
Good morning everyone. Have a fantastic day! If the doctors have calculated correctly and the young'in cooperates, 5 months from today my munchkin will be born!
 
Congrats El! Can't wait to see pictures!

(of the baby, not the... process. I accidentally peeked on the first behind the curtain, and... well, I've seen things that can't be unseen)
 
Goaldeje said:
Congrats El! Can't wait to see pictures!

(of the baby, not the... process. I accidentally peeked on the first behind the curtain, and... well, I've seen things that can't be unseen)
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:laugh: been there myself. El, I know it'll be tempting, but take it from those of us who have seen it, no amount of eye bleach or sun gazing will undo the horror you will witness if you stare directly at it. There is no need to see what goes on during the process, just wait for the baby. :puke:

barf, vomit, puke, hurl, upchuck, spew, etc.
 
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I have no intention of being in the delivery room. I will be out in the waiting room, thank you very much!
 
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