Lanky Livingston
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Dallas safety misses practice because of a Jolly Rancher: http://deadspin.com/first-weird-injury-of-nfl-season-caused-by-a-jolly-ranc-974633719
You're probably right Henry, but size and speed is something that doesn't change from preseason to regular season
Upon request I have decided to re-open this thread, with a slightly less colorful thread title. Hopefully this is a satisfactory compromise.
Oh, and uh, eff Dallas.
When the Cowboys joined the NFL in 1960, they were known as the Steers. The team’s general manager, Texas E. Schramm, realized that having a castrated mascot might subject the team to ridicule, so he changed the name to Rangers. That name had its own problems since there was already a minor league baseball team called the Rangers. Schramm finally changed the nickname to Cowboys shortly before the team's inaugural season.
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