I should start my own thread and title it 'Death of a beer'
What a disappointing day for me.
To start off, what I used to measure gallons appears to not be correct but rather be 1/2 gallons. When I poured the post-boil wort into the fermenter I realized I had 1/2 the wort I expected. Checking with a 3rd device confirmed that instead of steeping and boiling 3 gallons with my specialty grains and extract I was doing it with 1 1/2 gallons.
So, when it went into the fermenter I had to scramble to boil, then cool, an additional 3 gallons to bring the total up to 5 gallons (this is in addition to the extra water I set aside at the start, which was supposed to be used to bring it up to 5 gallons)
On top of that, I hydrated my yeast then proofed it and I'm not sure it was alive. So... between not boiling the extract in the correct amount of water and the yeast not looking very lively I'm wondering if this thing will even ferment at this point.
The specific gravity at the time I pitched the yeast was 1.044, according to the recipe the target was 1.049.
We'll see if it even ferments. Half of me is hoping it doesn't so I can finally justify dumping it and starting over. I thought long and hard when I realized the water screw up and added the yeast issue to it, but decided not to. Rather, my wife convinced me not to. Not fermenting would convince me to dump it instead of getting new yeast and pitching it.
Very, very disappointing day. Even if it winds up being ok I'll be disappointed that it could have been better if I didn't make such simple mistakes on such fundamental parts of brewing
Oh well - it was my first time doing it and I definitely know where the screw-ups were. Looking forward to trying a second batch in a week or two after this has been dumped or moved to a secondary carboy.
edit; Oh and when I first started I dropped my floating thermometer and broke it. I had to ghetto-rig another thermometer to suspend so it was in the water w/o touching the bottom of the pot.