Top 10 Reasons We Aren't Cowboy Fans

[Chris]

There is a seemingly inordinate amount of dinosaurs fans here that witnessed that Longley Thanksgiving game.

Here’s to you old farts! 😉

 

[Fan Since a Fetus]

Because we are worth more than a one star rating

 

[redskins1963]

Clint Longley ruined Thanksgiving...

FOREVER....

and eventually cheapshot the dodger and got traded. i hate the cowboys worse since jerry bought them. i always did,but at least resptected them under ww2 hero landry.pure hate for them since obnoxious assholes.yankees/cards/lakers mets too.

 

[Hogwallop]

cringiest team in the league. from their owner, to their fans, to their pants, to "Here we go".

Cooper rush is even saying it like theyre trying to create a trademark

It wasnt a catch either

 

[Boone]

Love the avatar and username Hogwallop.

I'll tell you what I don't love.

You STOLE from my KIN.

 

[Hogwallop]

Love the avatar and username Hogwallop.

I'll tell you what I don't love.

You STOLE from my KIN.

i vote we change our name to the Hogwallops. This guys first name is even Washington
Makes cents to me

 

[Discobob]

1. I have a soul
2. Dallas backwards is Sallad (basically salad.... yuck)
3. Can't side with Skelator
4. Texas can be rearranged into Taxes, which suck.... those fans are all equivalent to IRS agents
5. Michael Irvin is a douche

 

[redskins1963]

main reason is i just can,t gd stand those arrogant shitstains.

 

[hail2skins]

The Clint Longley game in 1974 pales in comparison to the 1979 season finale where we blew a 13 point lead with under 5 minutes left to not only knock us out of the division title, but of the entire playoffs. I defy anyone to cite a more devastating loss in your fandom.

Of course at the end of the game the refs didn't allow us a timeout which would've given Moseley a chance at a 60 yard FG for the win. I was 12 and out of the DC area at a time, but what I just discovered last week was that Moseley actually attempted two FG from over 70 yards that season (of course missed them, as the record Justin Tucker set a few seasons ago is 66).

 

[RedWolf]

Because it runs in my blood

 

[redskins1963]

The Clint Longley game in 1974 pales in comparison to the 1979 season finale where we blew a 13 point lead with under 5 minutes left to not only knock us out of the division title, but of the entire playoffs. I defy anyone to cite a more devastating loss in your fandom.

Of course at the end of the game the refs didn't allow us a timeout which would've given Moseley a chance at a 60 yard FG for the win. I was 12 and out of the DC area at a time, but what I just discovered last week was that Moseley actually attempted two FG from over 70 yards that season (of course missed them, as the record Justin Tucker set a few seasons ago is 66).

watched it with a cowboy hating ww2 vet father.taught me and my brother to hate facists and the dallas cowboys.he is rich,i aint,so guess wtf he voted for?

 

[Enforcer]

cringiest team in the league. from their owner, to their fans, to their pants, to "Here we go".

Cooper rush is even saying it like theyre trying to create a trademark

It wasnt a catch either

SO, SO, TRUE!! I thought it was unique to Dakota - but noooooooo, I guess all the Dallas QBs say that. lol Sooooo cringe.

 

[Riggotoni]

I was disqualified when they discovered my parents were not related by blood and I graduated high school before my 20th birthday.
Likewise I was disqualified from being an Eagles fan because my conception was not the unintended consequence of a financial transaction and I had never concealed illicit drugs in my rectum.

 

[redskins1963]

I was disqualified when they discovered my parents were not related by blood and I graduated high school before my 20th birthday.
Likewise I was disqualified from bwnt eing an Eagles fan because my conception was not the unintended consequence of a financial transaction and I had never concealed illicit drugs in my rectum.

went to philly in hee 80s for a redskin game.the fans there were shining assholes.doubt they have gotten better.

 

[DWinzit]

Because our only cleanings don't come from spray downs, delousing and cavity search and swabs

 

[The Rook]

Because George Allen showed us the way!

 

[Riggo44]

Because Joe Bugel flipped off Ernie Stautner

 

[Boone]

At the end of this week's BGO Blind Pig podcast, we picked our top 10 reasons... you guys did a great job!

 

[RedWolf]

IDK?

 

[RedWolf]

Threads from their forum...so glad we are turning the corner after 25+ years