Top 10 Reasons We Aren't Cowboy Fans

[Neophyte]

For this week's Blind Pig preview podcast, we want to do a David Letterman style Top 10 list entitled Top 10 Reasons We Aren't Cowboys Fans and we want our members to contribute.

Post your reason(s) here for a chance to get a mention on this week's pod!

The staff will decide on our Top 10 favorites from those posted in this thread and include those, along with the contributor's screen name, in this week's pod.

We are going to record mid-week or so, so you have a couple of days but don't sit on this too long.

 

[Chris]

Because I’m also not a fan of the Yankees, the Lakers, or Duke basketball.

Because my Mother loved me and I know who my Father is. (For the abundant amount of fans in the DMV.)

Because I’ve never been in jail.

 

[Boone]

Clint Longley ruined Thanksgiving...

FOREVER....

 

[DWinzit]

Because we have dignity, even if the level drops a little after 5 drinks

Because we don't have sexual relationships with our siblings

 

[Boone]

This thread is not going to disappoint, lol....

 

[Busch1724]

Jerry Jones
The White House
Their fans
Texas in general
Jimmy Johnson
Jerry’s plastic surgery
Attention whores
Media personalities
Undeserved attention
The damn star logo

 

[heisenberg]

Because we like blocks that create running lanes not the ones that hold a house up.

 

[Boone]

Because Jerry should've let Django and Little Troublemaker go without making such a fuss.

 

[Iraolaball]

Because they are (South) America’s team.

 

[Ashburn Dave]

Because Clint Longley ruined my Thanksgiving once.

 

[Iraolaball]

Because Clint Longley ruined my Thanksgiving once.

I thought that was “he who shall not be named”?

 

[SkinsOrlando]

Because I don't own butt less chaps nor ever attended a Diddy party

 

[heisenberg]

Because I don't own butt less chaps nor ever attended a Diddy party

All chaps are assless, if they had an ass they'd be pants.
😁

 

[Boone]

heisenberg outing himself

No worries, we don't judge!

 

[Enforcer]

Because I've been to Dallas and can find TX on a map!

 

[Neophyte]

Because I'm a real fan, not a bandwagon fan.

 

[MassSkinsFan]

• Because I was raised right
• Because their fans smell of maggot-riddled necrotizing flesh and tobacco juice
• Because regardless of how horrible the team is, they're always picked to win the Super Bowl, year in and year out

 

[Kel Varnsen]

Becuase we know where the sun is

 

[Kel Varnsen]

Because I've been to Dallas and can find TX on a map!

This right here is #1 in my opinion

 

[Picture Drawer]

Because Clint Longley ruined my Thanksgiving once.

Same here...