The season has started sorting itself out a bit so I'd like to present these ten predictions for the rest of the season.
1. The two touchdown win over the Giants will be forgotten as Redskins face a nerve-wrenchingly large number of games decided by less than seven points. Many Redskins fans will regard the Giants game as a dream they had after having had too much pasta for dinner.
2. There will be a record number of games both won and lost by the 2011 Redskins by a margin of three points or less. This will result in a noticeable spike in retail sales of Rolaids, Mylanta and Zantac in areas with high concentrations of Redskins fans. A similar spike wil be seen in retail sales of beer and various hard liquors in the same areas causing local changes in marketing strategies.
3. The BGO Chat Room will be used by neurologists in a clinical study investigating how quickly a human being's mood can change from eye-popping euphoria to abject teror to murderous rage.
4. Several dozen Redskins fans will faint and be rushed to local hopitals when an upset win over a probable playoff contender is won by Graham Gano kicking five straight field goals including one of more than fifty-one yards.
5. Several thousand Redskins fans will faint and be rushed to local hospitals when Rex Grossman completes a 50-yard-in-the-air pass to Santana Moss for a TD to win a close game. The Center for Disease Control and various terrorism task forces will investigate this as a possible terrorist incident.
6. The NFCE will set a record with all four members having a 3-3 division record at the end of the season since nobody looks good enough to sweep anybody else in the division. There will be several mentions of this in the sports media using phrases like "ultra-competitive", "completely unpredictable", "totally confusing",and "So, how about that Tony Romo-huh? Ain't he just the greatest competitor you've ever seen?"
7. The Redskins will restore some small amount of calm and reassurance to fans that the universe hasn't gone completely crazy by beating a team that will compete for a conference championship and losing to a team with only one other win for the season.
8. At least one person will post a request on a Redskins forum that the Redskins trade their first, second,third and fourth round draft picks for 2012 and 2013 in order to draft Andrew Luck. At least two dozen other posters wil be banned for their replies.
9. DeAngelo Hall will make a game saving INT and run it in for a TD causing many Redskins boards to erupt in total confusion and disarray.
10. The Redskins will come just close enough to looking like a serious contender at times to raise the hopes of even the most cynical fans and sporadically look inept enough to chrush the dreams of the most devout homer. Just like every other 8-8 level NFL team has done.
1. The two touchdown win over the Giants will be forgotten as Redskins face a nerve-wrenchingly large number of games decided by less than seven points. Many Redskins fans will regard the Giants game as a dream they had after having had too much pasta for dinner.
2. There will be a record number of games both won and lost by the 2011 Redskins by a margin of three points or less. This will result in a noticeable spike in retail sales of Rolaids, Mylanta and Zantac in areas with high concentrations of Redskins fans. A similar spike wil be seen in retail sales of beer and various hard liquors in the same areas causing local changes in marketing strategies.
3. The BGO Chat Room will be used by neurologists in a clinical study investigating how quickly a human being's mood can change from eye-popping euphoria to abject teror to murderous rage.
4. Several dozen Redskins fans will faint and be rushed to local hopitals when an upset win over a probable playoff contender is won by Graham Gano kicking five straight field goals including one of more than fifty-one yards.
5. Several thousand Redskins fans will faint and be rushed to local hospitals when Rex Grossman completes a 50-yard-in-the-air pass to Santana Moss for a TD to win a close game. The Center for Disease Control and various terrorism task forces will investigate this as a possible terrorist incident.
6. The NFCE will set a record with all four members having a 3-3 division record at the end of the season since nobody looks good enough to sweep anybody else in the division. There will be several mentions of this in the sports media using phrases like "ultra-competitive", "completely unpredictable", "totally confusing",and "So, how about that Tony Romo-huh? Ain't he just the greatest competitor you've ever seen?"
7. The Redskins will restore some small amount of calm and reassurance to fans that the universe hasn't gone completely crazy by beating a team that will compete for a conference championship and losing to a team with only one other win for the season.
8. At least one person will post a request on a Redskins forum that the Redskins trade their first, second,third and fourth round draft picks for 2012 and 2013 in order to draft Andrew Luck. At least two dozen other posters wil be banned for their replies.
9. DeAngelo Hall will make a game saving INT and run it in for a TD causing many Redskins boards to erupt in total confusion and disarray.
10. The Redskins will come just close enough to looking like a serious contender at times to raise the hopes of even the most cynical fans and sporadically look inept enough to chrush the dreams of the most devout homer. Just like every other 8-8 level NFL team has done.