Stun Gun Soccer

[Elephant]

Yup, you heard me correctly. Every player on the field gets a stun gun and you have to try to make your way down the field dodging opposing players armed with the self-defense tools.

I wonder if they have a bounty system?



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These guys are real idiots.

 

[Boone]

Yup, you heard me correctly. Every player on the field gets a stun gun and you have to try to make your way down the field dodging opposing players armed with the self-defense tools.

I wonder if they have a bounty system?



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These guys are real idiots.

I could see paint ball and soccer going together nicely

When I was at TBS in Quantico (Marine officer's training) we played 'Combat Soccer'. Everyone carried a weapon consisting of a laundry bag full of shoes and other non-lethal but un-soft items. Tackling was allowed. At least 2 balls in play at all times. We had some epic contests, but after the 2nd set of broken bones, our officer instructors put an end to the fun.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Or, you could just play rugby.

 

[Elephant]

That actually sounds like fun Boone. The only reason I played soccer as a youth instead of football was because I was a damn good goalie. There was just enough physical contact at that position to keep me interested. Not to mention, I was able to play in Germany.

And I did play Rugby for a brief stint Lanky. I just lost interest.

 

[Miles Monroe]

And I did play Rugby for a brief stint Lanky. I just lost interest.

I lost two teeth, and an ACL.....

 

[Elephant]

I lost two teeth, and an ACL.....

Yeah, I made out then didn't I?

 

[Miles Monroe]

Yeah, I made out then didn't I?

As Stymy would say... "you said a mouth full"

 

[Jugband McGillicuddy]

Stupidity is the antithesis of oil. There will never be a shortage of it.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Stupidity is the antithesis of oil. There will never be a shortage of it.

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe."
-Einstein