Redskins' Snyder has tragic touch

[Sarge]

Pretty much says it all


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/don_banks/10/20/redskins/index.html

Watching the slowly unfolding debacle that is the end of the Jim Zorn era in Washington, with the Redskins floundering head coach being stripped of his authority, his dignity and maybe a good bit of his sanity in this painfully incremental termination, one damning question keeps coming to mind:

Other than financially, has anyone been better off after going to work for Daniel Snyder and the Redskins than they were before they got to Washington? Seriously. Has anyone come out looking better for the experience, enhancing their reputation or résumé? Be it a coach, a player, or a front office member? Anyone? Ever?

 

[Henry]

I can only think of one.

Champ Bailey.

 

[Sarge]

Man, check out the body language. Zorn looks like he wants to throat punch little danny

 

[Jimbo]

To Little Danny...with apologies to The Platters (sung to the tune of The Magic Touch)

The Tragic Touch

You-oo-ve got the tragic touch
Now the Skins blow so much
You cast a spell, that stinks like hell
The tragic touch

Oh-uh-oh when you screwed Jim Zorn
You felt a lot of scorn
Now fans hate you so much
You've got the tragic touch

The team is reeling, uh-oh, fans are feeling low (uh-oh)
No one's to blame but you

You still don't know too much
This team has felt your touch
And now we've learned we've all been burned
By your tragic touch

The team is reeling, uh-oh, fans are feeling low (uh-oh)
No one's to blame but you

You've still not learned too much
You're oh so out of touch
Now it's your turn, hope you get burned
By your tragic touch

 

[Sarge]

To Little Danny...with apologies to The Platters (sung to the tune of The Magic Touch)

The Tragic Touch

You-oo-ve got the tragic touch
Now the Skins blow so much
You cast a spell, that stinks like hell
The tragic touch

Oh-uh-oh when you screwed Jim Zorn
You felt a lot of scorn
Now fans hate you so much
You've got the tragic touch

The team is reeling, uh-oh, fans are feeling low (uh-oh)
No one's to blame but you

You still don't know too much
This team has felt your touch
And now we've learned we've all been burned
By your tragic touch

The team is reeling, uh-oh, fans are feeling low (uh-oh)
No one's to blame but you

You've still not learned too much
You're oh so out of touch
Now it's your turn, hope you get burned
By your tragic touch

Nice!!!!!!!!

 

[servumtuum]

Excellent Jimbo!

 

[Spence]

I can only think of one.

Champ Bailey.

Because he was smart enough to leave.

 

[Yusuf06]

Man, check out the body language. Zorn looks like he wants to throat punch little danny

Why is this loud, strange little person in a miniskirt continually harping at me?

Couldn't resist the urge. Sorry.

 

[Boone]

That song deserves a 'Blog it' gentlemen!

Make it happen

 

[Sarge]

Sonny actually tore into the danny and vinny last night on the radio during the pre-game. He was telling danny Michael that the move to take the play calling from Zorn should have been done behind closed doors, that no one would have known the difference and that the move was just plain dumb.

For a reknown ass kisser like Sonny, that is almost blasphamy

 

[riggins44]

Why is this loud, strange little person in a miniskirt continually harping at me?

Couldn't resist the urge. Sorry.

I thought it was a night gown.

 

[Bulldog]

Snyder is trying to make up for the fact he was never picked to be on a sotball team during PE in junior high school but had to be assigned by the teacher