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So OchoCinco apparently leaves a $1000 tip for a $37 tab at a place. I once did something very similar, though completely symmetrical. I left a $3.70 tip over a $1000 tab one night.

Hey, I was a little light...
 

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Apparently blacking out from exhaustion is a thing. What a night. I had been going on about hour 40 with no sleep. Then I woke up this morning at 5am with no recollection of going to bed. That's not the part that I'm worried about though. Apparently I won $286 on Bovada from a $25 deposit. I also apparently downloaded a bunch of cryptocurrency apps (something I know zero about) and bought and instead of buying bitcoin (the only one I've ever heard of) I invested $400 in a bunch of other shit.

When I saw all this on my text alerts and bank notifications I freaked out, but it turns out I made good investments for the most part, because my $400 was now $532. So I spent my first hour awake on google trying to figure out how to withdraw the money, and I linked my paypal account to coinbase and took it all out.

Then I noticed a notification from 711 thanking me for my order. Wtf? So I go outside and sure enough there is a bag full of shit from 711 on my porch. Full of shit I don't buy. A gallon of milk (I'm lactose intolerant and hate milk) a pack of poptarts, gummy watermelon candy (gag), a bar of soap when I already have about a dozen bars, A bag of chips (I don't eat chips ever), and tampons. What the actual fuck?

So yeah, I'm trying to wrap my head around what the hell happened to me last night. I've never blacked out before, not even back in my drinking days, so I'm a little concerned to say the least.
 

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Bill Murray is definitely on my top 10 list of guys I'd love to hang out with for a weekend.
The awesome thing is, if you've watched Bill Murray Stories, you know this isn't outside the realm of possibility.
 

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Apparently Minnesota has a ton of deer ticks. Haven’t seen these bastards in over a decade
 

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Apparently Minnesota has a ton of deer ticks. Haven’t seen these bastards in over a decade
My son was over my MIL's house last week and brought home 3 of them...all attached. He's been on amoxicillin since. No signs of Lyme so far, the only one I thought I could not get the head has healed just as fast as the others. I think we got them in plenty of time, but it's scary.

He looked at me and said, "I'm never going camping again!"

Umm...he wasn't camping. Haha!
 

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Friday Night Lights. My helmet and shoulder pads career ended in junior college some 32 years ago, and I didn't play much at that level...but I miss every bit of it to this day. I always will. Hell, I'm a little over two weeks shy of my 54th birthday, and I would suit up right now if somebody would have me - no matter how ineffectively my body would allow me to play. Cheers.
 
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If you're so inclined to enjoy good music from a delightful soul, my wife will be performing on FB Live tomorrow night, Friday at 9pm EST. She has loose setting on FB so it should be easy to find the link. If not, hit me up and we'll get you linked up.

 

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My son was over my MIL's house last week and brought home 3 of them...all attached. He's been on amoxicillin since. No signs of Lyme so far, the only one I thought I could not get the head has healed just as fast as the others. I think we got them in plenty of time, but it's scary.

He looked at me and said, "I'm never going camping again!"

Umm...he wasn't camping. Haha!
Poor little guy.

I remember my boss getting bit years ago in Missouri. The site looked like a bee sting bump with a yellowish ring all the way around it indicating the Lyme. I’m sure medication has come a long way but remember him saying he could no longer drink any alcohol while on it.
 

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There has been no swelling or the typical bulls eye. In fact, you can no longer see where they were attached.

I think we got them off him in plenty of time, but will keep a close eye on him.

Lyme ain't no joke and I don't want to see my healthy, strong 8 yr old to be stunted by it.
 

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Hope your son heals quickly, El. Hope we will be getting even better updates soon.

Last day or so has been interesting. I was labeled a "White Supremacist". Got called every name in the book. Got called a coward. Was told that I pretended to care.

Funny thing is this - the person still follows me on social media and vice-versa. Maybe he thinks I have thin skin. Nothing could be further from the truth.

I may not fully understand his anger, but I support his right to say it and direct it at me.
 

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If you're so inclined to enjoy good music from a delightful soul, my wife will be performing on FB Live tomorrow night, Friday at 9pm EST. She has loose setting on FB so it should be easy to find the link. If not, hit me up and we'll get you linked up.
Just finished listening to your wife's facebook live performance. For some reason, it was pretty choppy on my end. Damn internet. But that didn't keep me from enjoying the entertainment. Lovely voice. I'm totally jealous of her keyboard skills. And as we've mentioned on here before, most of us members definitely out kicked our coverage. (y)
 

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