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An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him,

"Grampa, what is couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's

old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction

and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open,

eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
 
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A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs.

The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, What have you been doing?"

The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!
 
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg3OItIfH_s[/media]

NSFW if you have your speakers on.
 
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