Random funny ****

[Lanky Livingston]

Bacon flavored shaving cream? http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/bacon-flavored-shaving-cream-hits-market-213053081.html

 

[Nobody]

Haha, maybe only grammar nerds like myself will find this amusing, but I LOL'd pretty hard! Its a twitter-bot named stealthmountain that corrects people when they say "sneak peak" - BAHAHAHA!

https://twitter.com/stealthmountain

Ah, twitter. Still just as useless to me as always.

 

[Dead Money]

 

[Lanky Livingston]

That. Is. Awesome.

 

[Dead Money]

 

[Nobody]

http://cultso.com/rage-against-the-machines-killing-in-the-name-less-angry-version/

The last minute is absolute gold.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Well, I had certainly never seen this before; couldn't happen to a nicer team!

 

[Goaldeje]

Can you flag your own team for Roughing the Kicker?

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Can you flag your own team for Roughing the Kicker?

He got the ball, so roughing is waved off!

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Best one yet: http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-merry-chrushmas/

 

[tshile]

haven't even read it yet, but thanks for the update. I love those things.

 

[Jugband McGillicuddy]

Best one yet: http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-merry-chrushmas/

PFM wins the interwebz by knockout!

 

[tshile]

cousins and griffin singing was awesome.

but aaron rodger's intro was amazing. I had tears in my eyes. probably due to my hatred for jay culter though.

 

[servumtuum]

That ProFootballMock piece is epic!

Continuing with "football funnies", while working on the upcoming Redskins Recon for the Eagles game Sunday I came across one of the most beautifully sarcastic and funny threads I've seen all season.

The posters ID is Ellsworth. He started this thread this morning.

Dream Team all alone in 2nd place in NFC east!

Celebration
we gonna celebrate and have a good time!

There have been as yet no replies.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

LOLz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=U_9J2oJjjd4&feature=endscreen

 

[tshile]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss[/media]

I made it to EEE EEEEEEEE before I lost my ****.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not
produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them
were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards
cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were
scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and
a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it
broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen
floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to
the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not very many people know this.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCgV-FnEcGQ[/media]

 

[Nobody]

I love it

 

[Goaldeje]

First one's my favorite. I LOL'd.

Newest QBs on Facebook, playoff edition.

(NSFW - and yeah, they make fun of Romo. A lot)

http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-crappy-new-year/