Random funny ****

[Lanky Livingston]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/2012/07/flaming_young_10_food-related.php

 

[Lanky Livingston]

My blod is typo.

 

[Boone]

Yeah. I'm getting Donkey Kong. Is there something wrong with me?

 

[Goaldeje]

Edit, nevermind

 

[Lanky Livingston]

https://twitter.com/RayJ/status/225813008973185024

 

[Nobody]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4FQssy2MMM[/media]

161 kph = 100 mph; 242 kph= 150 mph; 300 kpm = 186 mph
Initial helmet camera sky view during 129 mph wheelie (212 km/hr)
Second wheelie = 136 mph

I saw a guy on the interstate doing something similar a few years ago.....He was next to me holding a wheelie for over 2 miles, then he just gunned it - still doing a wheelie....I was doing 75, and he burned past me, so no idea how fast he was going...I got up the road a ways, and there he was, laying in the median with his bike in pieces all over the road. He ate it, and ate it hard. I never did hear if he pulled through or not, but it definitely didn't look promising.

I never got the whole Navy guys with crotch rockets thing. My neighbor, a Navy diver, got one for his 21st birthday. Never rode with a helmet, even though laws here require it. A month or so after he got it, he disappeared. He reappeared a few months later in a half body cast. He said he was hauling ass on I-64, and a Ford Excursion cut him off. He had to lay the bike down, and slid up under the truck at over 100mph, and got ran over by the back wheels. 3 months and 12 surgeries later, the idiot finally gets home and is still in a half body cast talking about how excited he is to go get a new bike as soon as he heals up. Wtf?

 

[Nobody]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/2012/07/flaming_young_10_food-related.php

I just. Don't. Wtf?

It amazes me that people like this really exist and aren't 7 years old.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

via Drew Magary.

 

[tshile]

via Drew Magary.

somehow i wound up here following different links
http://deadspin.com/5928720/whats-i...all-game-the-story-of-one-mans-perilous-fight

which i wanted to point out a hilarious paragraph. for those who don't want to read the whole article, he's talking about his experience in singing the national anthem. this paragraph cracked me up because it's exactly what happens to me any time i do any public speaking:

The second I began singing, I split in two. There was one Drew, who was doing the singing. And there was a second Drew, who was evaluating the first Drew's singing the entire time. I felt my control of the second Drew was much stronger than my control of the first....

 

[Nobody]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/reasons-why-nicolas-cage-is-the-greatest-actor-of

42 reasons Nicolas Cage is the greatest actor of our generation.

 

[servumtuum]

One of the most useful internet forum tools I've ever seen.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qTIGg3I5y8[/media]

 

[Boone]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuwgoIFgQpY[/media]

 

[Goaldeje]

That's not funny, Boone. That ****'s TRUE.

 

[Elephant]

 

[Nobody]

I hope that's real, because that's just funny.

 

[China]

I hope that's real, because that's just funny.

Not real.

It's just a takeoff of this earlier phony picture of Bush with the upside down phone:

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Vin Scully translates Jim Tracy's Meltdown Last Night.

 

[Elephant]

Blinking fertilizer!

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Man orders TV from Amazon, gets illegal rifle instead.

http://mashable.com/2012/08/09/tv-amazon-rifle/