Random funny ****

[Goaldeje]

“I Would Like To Extend You A Counter-Offer To Suck My Dick”: A Rejected Jobseeker Sends The Padres The Best Letter Ever

http://deadspin.com/5933467/i-would...bseeker-sends-the-padres-the-best-letter-ever


As you might imagine, NSFW.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

“I Would Like To Extend You A Counter-Offer To Suck My Dick”: A Rejected Jobseeker Sends The Padres The Best Letter Ever

http://deadspin.com/5933467/i-would...bseeker-sends-the-padres-the-best-letter-ever


As you might imagine, NSFW.

"But here's a nice fit, my foot in your ass."

Awesome!

 

[Fear The Spear]

What's you guys' opinion of this pic ?
Hilarious ? or offensive ?

 

[servumtuum]

What's you guys' opinion of this pic ?
Hilarious ? or offensive ?

World's smallest and youngest looking old homeless guy?

 

[Fear The Spear]

World's smallest and youngest looking old homeless guy?

Exactly, he's gotta be faking his homelessness, because he's apparently eating excellent quality meals, in order to experience such anti-aging qualities.

 

[Elephant]

Umm...how did you guys get that picture of my son? These are tough times, I gotta make a living any way I can!

 

[Nobody]

God bless my girlfriend. Out of the blue I send her a clip of Sean Taylor lighting fools up...you know, the ones on YouTube we've all seen a bazillion times...

well she writes me back and says "oh ****, I messed up"

me: what baby?

her: your birthday gift. I have to tell you NOW (its in December) but I need to know if you want this or not

me: .....

her: I thought this helmet was autographed from Sean Taylor so I got it for you. But I see now that 55 is JASON Taylor...do you still want it?

Dump her.....



What day in December? Mine is the 20th. I was due Christmas, but I guess I was hungry, because I was born right as dinner trays were going out in the maternity ward

 

[Nobody]

Good deal, that's when you know you've lucked out and landed a good one.

When my wife put up with my crap for a few months, I knew she was the one I would marry. She's put up with me for 13 years since.....what a trooper

 

[Elephant]

 

[Nobody]

I swear, just hearing his name makes me want to pour Draino in my ears.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

This is the best thing ESPN has produced in years:

http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php...ail-revealed-in-the-greatest-espn-promo-ever/

 

[Goaldeje]

That's effing funny.

"Hey Mom, I'm done with my segment!"

 

[Fear The Spear]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7Z8ag4oSY[/media]

 

[servumtuum]

Does this happen to you too?

 

[Nobody]

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Hey I just met you, and that play was crazy! So what's his number, I'll call it maybe!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzPBcCF9yKc[/media]

 

[Lanky Livingston]

http://deadspin.com/5947135/could-somebody-please-show-michael-vick-how-to-use-twitter-on-his-phone

 

[tshile]

Hey I just met you, and that play was crazy! So what's his number, I'll call it maybe!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzPBcCF9yKc[/media]

My new favorite song. Thanks lanky!

 

[tshile]

lanky's deadspin article lead me to this:
http://deadspin.com/5947408/falcons...meow-game-during-an-interview-on-sportscenter

 

[Elephant]