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Lanky Livingston said:
An oldie but a goodie:

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I had not seen this. I laughed. I cried. I LOLed.
 
The bad economy is hitting everywhere.

* My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

* Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.

* CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

* A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

* I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

* If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

* McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

* Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

* Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

* My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

* A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

* A picture is now only worth 200 words.

* When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

* The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

* And, finally….


* I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.


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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, “Anything you say can and will be Held against you.”
He replies “BREASTS.”

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off... go ahead. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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I saw six men kicking and punching a mother-in-law. My neighbor said, “Are you going to help?” I said, “No, six should be enough.”

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Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.

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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
MLB managers vs. Umpires.

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Fear The Spear said:
Parkour Fails

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While a majority of these guys are more daring and many are more athletic, as a kid we used to do this kind of stuff before it became popular. The old boardwalk in Ocean City, MD was a good place for a 16 yr old to show off his talents.
 
:)

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