It's great to see you - welcome aboard.
Boone provides the evening meals.
Lanky has the welcome packets.
Jugband provides the entertainment.
Elephant will provide portraits of your experience.
Neophyte provides the beverages.
Serv will give you timely updates when needed.
LoyalSkinsFan will provide a professional video of your experiences here.
SC_RedskinsFan provides the music.
Win4us is our hunting and fishing guide for such trips.
Mike provides the security detail.
Goal is the team psychologist - should you ever have a need.
Om gives morning lectures at no extra charge.
HOF44 is your bartender and designated driver - if needed.
Tshile gives you a sturdy firewall to keep out the nasties.
Henry has the morning doughnuts and coffee.
SkinnedAussie manages our International Relations office.
Snydershrugged is our career employment counselor, should you ever need it.
CounterTrey gives you insightful commentary on the team and will provide you with the necessary tools for a successful tailgating experience.
Nobody and China gives arcade lessons almost never.
Special K has aerobics classes three days a week and periodic advice for continuing students.
RG3 does everything for us - no other explanation needed.
Have a lot fun.