Grammar Nazi Thread

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A word that I have seen used on facebook incessantly by people who are trying to impress everyone is Viola!

Ummmmm..........
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Do you mean voilà? :laugh:
 
There, their, and they're. Just saying.

Also, I always chuckle out loud whenever I hear an athlete giving an interview and starting a sentence with "Most definitely".
 
Burgundy Burner said:
There, their, and they're. Just saying.

Also, I always chuckle out loud whenever I hear an athlete giving an interview and starting a sentence with "Most definitely".
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Yes. Another favorite they have is leading off their sentence with "know what I'm sayin?" I'm like ummmmm, no, you haven't said anything yet.
 
I couldn't finish it. Apostrophes (both lacking and wrongfully placed) drive me insane worse than any grammatical error there is. I have been approached 3 different times over the years for messing with apostrophes on signs, being told I was defacing them. Once was for scraping an inappropriate apostrophe off of a city park sign, and twice for drawing a missing one onto a sign. I just can't help myself, it makes my eyes bleed.

The best ones are when you see a sign hanging on a fast food restaurant's door that was written by management. Guaranteed to show exactly why they have made a career out of fast food. It always makes me think of the Burger King one posted a while back that said they were closed because they ran out of meet :laugh:
 
I thought they were funny.

I kid you not, I once heard someone call apostrophes 'sky commas'
 
Lanky, funny pics man, thanks. They're like a verbal version of "People of Walmart." :D
 
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