Dallas Is Evil and worthy of foul descriptive language

Dallas fans having a meltdown over Joe Milton looking like...well, like Joe Milton lol. They were hoping he would replace Dak this season and for the foreseeable future. Jerruh is quoted as saying he needs to pinch himself cuz he can't believe they landed Milton in a trade.

Then he stunk up the field in the first preseason game. Then he went something like 2 of 7 for 4 yards and a pick in the 1st half of the next preseason game lol.

Now they're all like this:

Happy Hour Drinking GIF
 
Dallas fans having a meltdown over Joe Milton looking like...well, like Joe Milton lol. They were hoping he would replace Dak this season and for the foreseeable future. Jerruh is quoted as saying he needs to pinch himself cuz he can't believe they landed Milton in a trade.

Then he stunk up the field in the first preseason game. Then he went something like 2 of 7 for 4 yards and a pick in the 1st half of the next preseason game lol.

Now they're all like this:

Happy Hour Drinking GIF
He did suck, and to be honest i watched the giants jets game today to see just how explosive and amazing the giants looked because thats all i kept hearing and i saw 7 first half points and a russell wilson pick that the cornerback could have fair caught.

Wasn't all that impressed.
 
Dallas fans having a meltdown over Joe Milton looking like...well, like Joe Milton lol. They were hoping he would replace Dak this season and for the foreseeable future. Jerruh is quoted as saying he needs to pinch himself cuz he can't believe they landed Milton in a trade.

Then he stunk up the field in the first preseason game. Then he went something like 2 of 7 for 4 yards and a pick in the 1st half of the next preseason game lol.

Now they're all like this:

Happy Hour Drinking GIF
I follow Tennessee and was laughing at the early comments out of the Dallas camp about Joe Milton. His accuracy sucks.
 
I follow Tennessee and was laughing at the early comments out of the Dallas camp about Joe Milton. His accuracy sucks.
I will give Jerrah this: he has managed to find (the first time with help from Parcells) 2 QBs in a row in an untraditional way, so maybe he's thinking about a third that way also.

Romo was undrafted,
Dak was a fourth round pick, 135 overall.

Jerrah has done well in that area.

Maybe they thought Milton was going to be the next in a line of good QBs which weren't expected to be as good as they ended up being.
 
I will give Jerrah this: he has managed to find (the first time with help from Parcells) 2 QBs in a row in an untraditional way, so maybe he's thinking about a third that way also.

Romo was undrafted,
Dak was a fourth round pick, 135 overall.

Jerrah has done well in that area.

Maybe they thought Milton was going to be the next in a line of good QBs which weren't expected to be as good as they ended up being.

Jerruh also was gung ho on drafting Paxton Lynch and Johnny Manziel lol…someone else drafted Lynch before he could (which led to drafting Dak) and he had to be talked out of drafting Manziel on draft day. And I’m guessing he didn’t even know who Romo was until he joined the team lol…I think Sean Payton was the driving force there. So yeah I’m all for Jerruh picking their QBs lol 👍
 
I thought their head of the draft, Will Clay, is pretty adept.
 
This just in: Jerry Jones fined 250k for flicking off fans.
He is appealing, claiming it was accidental. He says he was trying to give them a thumbs up because there were Cowboys fans there.

I mean, he is so senile, I could see it being true. My thing is, it looks vulgar, and they fined the Titans owner a couple of years ago 250k for a middle finger gesture. I'm not sure they want to do something different for Jerry here, regardless of his claims. The problem is, it looks like a vulgar gesture.

Of course, some may argue his face alone would warrant fines then...
 
So McCarthy wasn't the problem after all? There is a different problem?

WHO KNEW!!!!!
 
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Merry Christmas Dallas fans all those trades and hopes, yet no playoffs! :laugh:
 
Dallas isn't eliminated and with the way Philadelphia is playing right now?? One assumes that won't continue though.
 
Wow Dallas hanging into a 1% thread. I think their only scenario is winning out and Eagles losing out. There may be some other crazy scenario too, not sure, but that is the one I read. They are in that Ron Rivera sweet spot, where you are not quite eliminated but it feels inevitable and pretty soon you don’t know what week it is and your presser is ridiculous.
 
I just realized this thread is 14 years old. Many posters are gone now. Guy on page 1 has 2 small kids in his avatar, the old one is looking at colleges now.
 

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