Cowboys at Eagles Week 1

[Chris 44]

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i'm not sure I have ever lusted for a cowboys player to be on the commanders like I have lusted for Aubrey.

Id give up a 3rd round pick for Aubrey......without hesitation.

 

[RexTomb]

So I heard that Philly was heavily into the race for Micah Parsons... could it be that they are not entirely certain of how good their defense will be this year?

 

[RandyHolt]

Yup. Offenses moving up and down the field with ease.

Both defenses lost their best player in the past week...

 

[prodigy]

I
Id give up a 3rd round pick for Aubrey......without hesitation.

I wanted us to get Jake Bates so badly last year after watch UFL all off-season....ugh. I am still so irate about that. instead we went for the defenders kicker who didn't kick much.

 

[RedWolf]

DOES ANYONE NEED MORE HAIR GEL?!!!!

 

[RexTomb]

Both defenses lost their best player in the past week...

But Micah didn't spit on anyone... in a game, anyways...

 

[RexTomb]

I wanted us to get Jake Bates

You have a problem, sir...really into kickers, eh?

 

[RedWolf]

Jalen Carter effed up, majorly

 

[prodigy]

You have a problem, sir...really into kickers, eh?

I am a leg man...but it's more due to us being the Cleveland Browns of kickers.

 

[RedWolf]

OMG! Did you see that commercial? We are getting press!

 

[Skinfanjon]

Philly defense looks like shit.

 

[Chris 44]

Breaking news.....Eagles and Cowboys have both waived their punters.

 

[RexTomb]

Dickerson hobbled.

 

[Faithful Fan]

Thoughts:

1. Philly getting a player ejected and multiple personal fouls is completely on brand.

2. Why are we the only team that can’t find a good kicker?

 

[Commander PK]

Ok, straight up. Are these offenses this good or are those defenses that damn bad?

Good god man

 

[Commander PK]

Horrible miss on pass interference there

 

[RexTomb]

Was that not interference on Baun?

 

[Commander PK]

Was that not interference on Baun?

He never turned around and was up in his grill the whole play

 

[RandyHolt]

Weak sauce call

 

[RexTomb]

Terrible shot by Blankenship... he should be ejected.