Bold Predictions!

[Ax]

Alfred Morris - 2015 NFC Rushing Champion
Ryan Kerrigan - 2015 NFL Sack leader
Desean Jackson - 14+ TD's receiving/rushing/returns
Redskins defense will break, or tie record for most team INT's in a season
Gruden - Coach of the Year

 

[TomE]

Redskins will break, or tie record for most team INT's in a season

That's a defensive stat, yes?

 

[Ax]

That's a defensive stat, yes?

Yessir!!!

 

[LKB]

1. RGIII is attacked by gulls during a game.
2. Scot McCloughan impregnates a cheerleader.
3. Cousins gets benched for Colt McCoy.
4. Colt McCoy wins November's offensive player of the month. Redskins go 2-2 in that stretch.
5. Colt McCoy blows out a previously undiscovered of ligament in December. It's named after him, of course.
6. I learn what Alfred Morris looks like.
7. Scot McCloughan's wife goes on The Howard Stern Show in December.
8. Dan Snyder is kidnapped by ISIS. Tony Wylie denies the reports even after a video emerges on CNN. Donald Trump blames Obama.
9. Tony Wylie names himself interim coach.
10. Tony Wylie burns down FedEx in attempted insurance scam.

 

[TomE]

Can we adjust our bold predictions as the season wears on?

Kai will kick one through the end zone( Probably not with the Skins)

Dunbar will have a pick six in a game of importance. (pending)

Crowder will take a punt to the house, penalty causes recall. Subsequent series, he's in the slot, TD. (pending)

Scherff will pancake Suh (only once) allowing Alf to score.( didn't happen but close)

 

[Ax]

Tom, Kai did in fact kick one through the endzone.

So what if it bounce at the front of the endzone and rolled the rest of the way out.

You NAILED that shit Slappy!!!