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    Default Middle Aged Blonde

    A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
    Seeing God, she asked, ' Is my time up?'
    God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in t he hospital and have aface-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and atummy tuck.

    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

    Whilecrossing the street on her way home , she was hit and killed by acar.

    Arriving in front of God, she demanded,'I thought you said I hadanother40 years? Why didn't you pull me out ofthe path of the car?'

    God replied, 'Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!'



    Your wives will laugh.

    I promise.
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    LOL You trip me out!
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    Haha, that's cute!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeSr619 View Post
    oooh.....tuff room lol


    LOL.

    And to think..........I'm here all week.
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    Definitely female humor...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KDawg View Post
    Definitely female humor...


    I should have posted a pic of the female, LOLOLOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    I should have posted a pic of the female, LOLOLOL
    If she's attractive, that would have made this thread awesome!

    But hindsight is 20/20

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    my wife did laugh. she also laughed at your state trooper and blond joke you posted a year or so ago.
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