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Blondie

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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, ' Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in t he hospital and have aface-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and atummy tuck.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

Whilecrossing the street on her way home , she was hit and killed by acar.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded,'I thought you said I hadanother40 years? Why didn't you pull me out ofthe path of the car?'

God replied, 'Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!'

:drummer::):biggrin2::D:rotflmao:

Your wives will laugh.

I promise.
 

Special K

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Haha, that's cute!
 

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Definitely female humor...

;)
 

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