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Blondie
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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, ' Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in t he hospital and have aface-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and atummy tuck.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
Whilecrossing the street on her way home , she was hit and killed by acar.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,'I thought you said I hadanother40 years? Why didn't you pull me out ofthe path of the car?'
God replied, 'Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!'
Your wives will laugh.
I promise.
Seeing God, she asked, ' Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in t he hospital and have aface-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and atummy tuck.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
Whilecrossing the street on her way home , she was hit and killed by acar.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,'I thought you said I hadanother40 years? Why didn't you pull me out ofthe path of the car?'
God replied, 'Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!'
Your wives will laugh.
I promise.
