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    Conspiracy Theories & The People Who Believe Them

    I must start off by saying, if anyone here is a conspiracy theorist - that's your thing, I'm not here to knock it. I'm just curious about why some of them are even a thing, and why the people who believe in them think anyone who doesn't is an idiot. I have a friend. We'll call him JR, because...
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    The Reluctance To Elect Special Teamers To The HOF - Featuring Brian Mitchell & Darren Sproles

    I immediately thought of Edgar Martinez when I read your post. It's a perfect comparison, and it too needs to be changed.
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    Random Commanders Thoughts

    The Redskins last Super Bowl victory was closer in time to the release of the Rolling Stones debut album and U.S. involvement in the Vietnam War than it is to today. But it could be worse. The last time the Cleveland Indians won a championship was closer to a time when the United States was...
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    The Reluctance To Elect Special Teamers To The HOF - Featuring Brian Mitchell & Darren Sproles

    It's always seemed ignorant to me that they look the other way when special teams players are involved. For the most part, special teams guys don't make a big splash. I get that, but when it's a guy who was known for huge returns to the point other teams had to step up their game because they...
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    The Reluctance To Elect Special Teamers To The HOF - Featuring Brian Mitchell & Darren Sproles

    I read a story this morning where TMZ caught up with Darren Sproles and asked him about the possibility of enshrinement in the HOF. When asked directly if he is a HOF player, he responds, "I feel like I am." Well, I feel like you are too Mr. Sproles. Likewise for Brian Mitchell. This made me...
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    The Trent Williams question

    I was curious and checked the actual numbers. 20/32 are 1st round picks (.625) 9/12 playoff teams have a 1st round LT (.750) The 12 teams without a 1st round LT had a combined .484 win percentage, while the 20 that have a 1st rounder had a win percentage of .506 But to show why stats don't...
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    The Dad Joke Thread

    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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    The Dad Joke Thread

    If I ever have twin daughters, I'm gonna name one Kate, and the other Duplikate.
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    The Dad Joke Thread

    Yesterday I was washing the car with my son. He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
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    The Dad Joke Thread

    People are usually shocked when they find out I'm a terrible electrician.
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    The Trent Williams question

    My honest opinion is I think trading Trent for a pick wouldn't work out for us. My belief is that we could get far more out of him for a few years than any draft pick in any round will give us in the same time span. Our track record proves it. When he's on the field, he's far too valuable to...
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    The Dad Joke Thread

    I'm reading a Stephen King book in braille. Something terrible is about to happen, I can feel it.
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    The Dad Joke Thread

    I was wondering why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.
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    The Dad Joke Thread

    I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 18 brothers and sister and they don't know either.
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    The Dad Joke Thread

    My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went out, had a few drinks, nice guy. He's a web designer.
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    Music Recommendation Thread

    Hands down my favorite Evanescence song. I can't understand why it was never released as a single. Most people I talk to have never even heard the song, but get hooked when they listen the first time.
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    Music Recommendation Thread

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    Skins Release TE Jordan Reed

    I never thought I'd be so happy to see a player I love get released. What will make me even happier, is if every owner in the league does the decent thing and refuses to give him a contract. Also, if there is some sort of NFL player safety committee, I don't think it would be a bad idea to make...
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    David Carr Is Equally Mediocre As An Analyst And A QB (His Top 10 QBs To Acquire)

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001102338/article/ten-quarterbacks-worth-pursuing-in-free-agency2020-nfl-draft Of course he's entitled to his opinion, even if it is wrong. I just don't see how anyone can believe that if you need a QB right now, and you can draft anyone or sign any free...
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    How do you like your steak?

    All of the potential danger associated with beef is on the surface. If you cook the surface of a steak, it doesn't matter how raw the inside is. Burgers are a different story. With ground beef, since it's all mixed into itself, eating a medium rare burger is playing with fire. Burgers have to be...
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