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Jackson!


With apologies in advance to the great Johnny Cash

Signed a receiver in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,
BGO’s been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since Chip Kelly kicked him out.
We’ve signed Jackson, you better start lookin’ round,
Cause if you blink your eyes
You’ll never run him down.

Well, go on talkin’ down Jackson; go ahead and tell yourself.
The mans bad news, cause the signs he use, NFC gonna need some help
Cause we’ve signed Jackson; you better start lookin’ round.
Don’t look now poor Philadelphia
The Man done upgraded his town.

When he stretches his legs in DC, Skins fans gonna scream and roar.
And a cloud of flies from the Linc will rise as a fanbase craps the floor
Cause we’ve got Jackson, and he’s eatin’ up the turf.
But don’t worry all you Iggles.
You’ve still got Sanchez, sexiest backup on Earth..

They’re laughing at you on Sportscenter, and even on PTI
On the Twitterverse, God it’s even worse
You even made Swoop cry
Cause the Skins got Jackson, and the **** just got real.
Maybe you should dial up Jerrah, he’s always ready for a deal?

Signed a receiver in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,
BGO’s been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since Chip Kelly kicked him out.
We’ve signed Jackson, you better start lookin’ round,
Cause if you blink your eyes
You’ll never run him down.​

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