Jilted Bride Attempts Suicide

[Elephant]

http://www.northjersey.com/news/Jilted_bride_rescued_after_suicide_attempt.html

 

[Nobody]

We need to get that guy who caught her. vet min + incentives. We found our #2, possibly #1 WR

 

[Elephant]

We need to get that guy who caught her. vet min + incentives. We found our #2, possibly #1 WR

A serious event and you want to joke about it?



















I was going to make a joke about the fact that with the second thoughts I am having now about my wedding in October, I better not wait any longer if I want to break things off with her.






I am just kidding baby, if you are reading this.

 

[servumtuum]

I was going to make a joke about the fact that with the second thoughts I am having now about my wedding in October, I better not wait any longer if I want to break things off with her.






I am just kidding baby, if you are reading this.

It's a good thing you threw that last sentence in there, El. You've already described how sweet a person she is, AND I SAW THE PICTURE!

I was getting ready to call the guys in the white coats.

Good to know you haven't lost your mind.

 

[Nobody]

A serious event and you want to joke about it?



















I was going to make a joke about the fact that with the second thoughts I am having now about my wedding in October, I better not wait any longer if I want to break things off with her.






I am just kidding baby, if you are reading this.

Kudos, you got me big time

I bought your entire response hook, line and sinker. When I first scrolled down and saw you were joking, I was like oh damn, you had me going lol.

Then I read the rest about your girlfriend, then I saw you were joking again and I was like damn you bastard, got me twice

 

[Elephant]

It's a good thing you threw that last sentence in there, El. You've already described how sweet a person she is, AND I SAW THE PICTURE!

I was getting ready to call the guys in the white coats.

Good to know you haven't lost your mind.

Are you kidding Serv? I hit the lottery when I found that woman!

side note: I said that to a friend of mine, his wife and her best friend when we all went to dinner one night. The women jumped all over me for making such a claim. I asked why it was so offensive, it had nothing to do with money but because she was like a lottery jackpot. They thought it was rude. I laughed and told them not to get their panties in a bunch.

And Extreme, that's Elephant 2 and Extreme 0. Gotcha again!

 

[Nobody]

Extreme, that's Elephant 2 and Extreme 0. Gotcha again!

Revenge will be sweet. Look over your shoulder, don't walk alone in dark alleys and don't leave the house at night to investigate a strange noise. You never know when I will be there