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We need to get that guy who caught her. vet min + incentives. We found our #2, possibly #1 WR :D
 

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We need to get that guy who caught her. vet min + incentives. We found our #2, possibly #1 WR :D
A serious event and you want to joke about it?

















:joke: :moon:

I was going to make a joke about the fact that with the second thoughts I am having now about my wedding in October, I better not wait any longer if I want to break things off with her.
:help:

:biggrin2:

:psych:

I am just kidding baby, if you are reading this. :iloveyou:
 

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:joke: :moon:

I was going to make a joke about the fact that with the second thoughts I am having now about my wedding in October, I better not wait any longer if I want to break things off with her.
:help:

:biggrin2:

:psych:

I am just kidding baby, if you are reading this. :iloveyou:
It's a good thing you threw that last sentence in there, El. You've already described how sweet a person she is, AND I SAW THE PICTURE!

I was getting ready to call the guys in the white coats.:eek:

Good to know you haven't lost your mind.:)
 

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A serious event and you want to joke about it?

















:joke: :moon:

I was going to make a joke about the fact that with the second thoughts I am having now about my wedding in October, I better not wait any longer if I want to break things off with her.
:help:

:biggrin2:

:psych:

I am just kidding baby, if you are reading this. :iloveyou:
:claps:Kudos, you got me big time :laugh:

I bought your entire response hook, line and sinker. When I first scrolled down and saw you were joking, I was like oh damn, you had me going lol.

Then I read the rest about your girlfriend, then I saw you were joking again and I was like damn you bastard, got me twice :D
 

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It's a good thing you threw that last sentence in there, El. You've already described how sweet a person she is, AND I SAW THE PICTURE!

I was getting ready to call the guys in the white coats.:eek:

Good to know you haven't lost your mind.:)
Are you kidding Serv? I hit the lottery when I found that woman!

side note: I said that to a friend of mine, his wife and her best friend when we all went to dinner one night. The women jumped all over me for making such a claim. I asked why it was so offensive, it had nothing to do with money but because she was like a lottery jackpot. They thought it was rude. I laughed and told them not to get their panties in a bunch. :laugh:

And Extreme, that's Elephant 2 and Extreme 0. Gotcha again! :rotflmao:
 

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Extreme, that's Elephant 2 and Extreme 0. Gotcha again! :rotflmao:
Revenge will be sweet. Look over your shoulder, don't walk alone in dark alleys and don't leave the house at night to investigate a strange noise. You never know when I will be there :beadyeyes: :laugh:
 

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