The All Things Terry Thread

[Commander PK]

What are the specific steps of the ramp-up protocol for a bruised ego & hurt feelings?

 

[Conn]

What are the specific steps of the ramp-up protocol for a bruised ego & hurt feelings?

Last time I checked the handbook I believe it was an appropriately prescribed dose of Ben & Jerry’s Moose Tracks along with a viewing of Crazy, Stupid, Love

 

[RandyHolt]

Are we really waiting for this clown to cave to get Terry on the field? Terry is his only high profile client so is banking on a payday at our expense.

Terry choosing this loser makes me concerned about who he chooses for financial advice.

 

[Chris 44]

Are we really waiting for this clown to cave to get Terry on the field?

Terry choosing this loser makes me concerned about who he chooses for financial advise.
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Lol...TM might be the last client he ever has at this rate

 

[DWinzit]

Are we really waiting for this clown to cave to get Terry on the field? Terry is his only high profile client so is banking on a payday at our expense.

Terry choosing this loser makes me concerned about who he chooses for financial advice.
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Printing this off to go on the dart board!

 

[RandyHolt]

Noah was supposed to be ready for camp after being carted off in OTA or "Optional" Team Building Exercises TM

He is not practicing today. https://www.rotowire.com/football/headlines/noah-brown-injury-not-practicing-602045

Anyone want to take a stab at our WRs if game 1 was today? Lets put Deebo outside even though i'd bet my 1972 gumball machine Redskins football helmet he was brought in here to be in the slot.

#1 Deebo
#2 Lane
#3 Luke
#4 Osborn
#5 Gallup

 

[burgold]

If you think about it, it had to take a phenomenal screw up not to get the Terry deal done. Commanders were super-motivated. Terry wanted to be here. We were coming off a dream season.

This should have been pretty easy. Terry gets a slight overpay and he and the team would have been happy and in business.

 

[burgold]

Noah was supposed to be ready for camp after being carted off in OTA or "Optional" Team Building Exercises TM

He is not practicing today. https://www.rotowire.com/football/headlines/noah-brown-injury-not-practicing-602045

Anyone want to take a stab at our WRs if game 1 was today? Lets put him outside even though i'd bet my 1972 gumball machine Redskins football helmet he was brought in here to be in the slot.

#1 Deebo
#2 Lane
#3 Luke
#4 Osborn
#5 Gallup

Unfortunately while I'd love it to be Luke, I just no signs of him getting it done. Unless they are keeping things under cover, he is plummeting towards bust category.

Shame. He seemed eager and a hard worker.

 

[Anselmheifer]

Are we really waiting for this clown to cave to get Terry on the field? Terry is his only high profile client so is banking on a payday at our expense.

Terry choosing this loser makes me concerned about who he chooses for financial advice.
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For sure this guy uses dip and vapes. No judgment on board members that also do! Just not a negotiating a $90 million dollar contract vibe.

 

[RandyHolt]

Unfortunately while I'd love it to be Luke, I just no signs of him getting it done. Unless they are keeping things under cover, he is plummeting towards bust category.

Shame. He seemed eager and a hard worker.

I saw he was on the field on Monday night in a tweet. As per usual, I didn't even see him.

I am getting Norvous

 

[RandyHolt]

Article on Buddy Fucking Baker

Buddy Baker Has To Put His Ego Aside, Tuck His Tail, And Get Terry McLaurin Extended

Buddy Baker is a real name of a real agent who represents Terry McLaurin. If you are wondering why you haven't heard the name Buddy Baker before it's because Terry is Buddy's only high-profile client....

www.barstoolsports.com

 

[RandyHolt]

For sure this guy uses dip and vapes. No judgment on board members that also do! Just not a negotiating a $90 million dollar contract vibe.

Good call on the dip.

No joking aside, he is also a dip shit.

 

[Chris]

I saw he was on the field on Monday night in a tweet. As per usual, I didn't even see him.

I am getting Norvous

 

[MisterPinstripe]

I saw he was on the field on Monday night in a tweet. As per usual, I didn't even see him.

I am getting Norvous

I saw a few of the routes that he ran and he was getting open. Not sure why he doesn't get the ball, so that's something to be concerned about. But it doesn't seem to purely be an issue of getting separation.

 

[HOF44]

I think LM doesn’t always run routes consistently and JD does not trust him to be were he is supposed to be. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

 

[Anselmheifer]

Apparently 106.7 Pittsburgh said that Peters offered Terry to Pittsburgh for Par Freiermuth and a 2nd.

I’d take that deal. I don’t think it’s real though.

 

[Conn]

If you think about it, it had to take a phenomenal screw up not to get the Terry deal done. Commanders were super-motivated. Terry wanted to be here. We were coming off a dream season.

This should have been pretty easy. Terry gets a slight overpay and he and the team would have been happy and in business.

It doesn’t seem like Terry wants to be here that badly actually. It seems like he wants to be paid ridiculous money anywhere more than he wants to be paid lots of money to be here

 

[RedWolf]

It doesn’t seem like Terry wants to be here that badly actually. It seems like he wants to be paid ridiculous money anywhere more than he wants to be paid lots of money to be here

Ham sammich? 😆

 

[Voice_of_Reason]

I watched Quinn's press conference, he got a little testy (rare for him) with the Terry question saying he's not going to play the game of wheres Waldo with Terry.

Quinn has been playing along with the narrative of the stupid ankle injury, and I think he's finally tired of having to play along. I think he just wants to say "he's holding out. Stop asking me about it." But for some reason they haven't told him he can say that yet.

 

[CuredFromBatteredFanSyndrome]

The time has come to nip this in the bud.