Too much time on my hands this morning LOL
Twas the night before Philly, when all through the land
People we’re all saying, Eagles championship is in hand.
The banners were hung, with the flags in the air
They think that they’re home free , with nearly a care
At the start of the season, people left us for dead,
With a team in rebuilding, not a lot can be said.
The coaches are retreads, that failed in their jobs
Just how the GM could consider a group of such nobs.
When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
Half way through the season, our team seemed to matter.
Our rookie sensation… he flew like a flash,
Tore open the defenses like the odd bag of trash.
Jayden and the rest put on a hell of a show
With a Monday night showcase of a team we now know.
When, what to our wondering eyes should appear,
A long winning streak, and playoff are near.
With a young Quarterback, so lively and quick,
along with Mr McLaurin, our passing game is just sick.
More rapid than eagles the victories they came,
With a group of receivers, that nobody would claim!
"Now Terry! Now Dyami ! now, Jamison and Zaccheaus!
There isn’t a secondary that can cover all of us!
To the top of the rout! Then go up for the ball!
Now dash away! Dash away! It’s McLaurin you’ll!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
After the bye week, people expected us to die.
But up at the Skins place the players all knew,
JD5 was undoubtedly the leader of this crew.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the air
Talk of the playoffs, and the Skins could be there.
As I drew in my head, with it spinning around,
Could this actually be true, the playoffs abound.
He was dressed in his gear, from his head to his foot,
And his dazzling smile couldn’t be tarnished with soot.
With the burden of past years flung onto his back,
He looks like a seasoned pro, with this offensive attack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his smile how merry!
He’s awakened the franchise, and has all the fans merry!
With a big toothy smile, no matter how things go,
He’s become a dangerous man with no time to go.
The stump of a pencil he held tight in his teeth,
Quinn knows his opponent, and knows they can be beat.
He has nerves of steel and never quivers like jelly,
And the numbers Jayden puts up broke records they tell me!
He’s arrogant, and nasty, crotchety Eagle elf,
And I laughed when I hear Sirianni, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Jayden gave notice the Skins weren’t dead.
He’ll speak not a word, but go straight to his work,
And lead us to victory, over those green clad jerks.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, lets see where it goes!
He’ll spring to his podium, to give his team props,
And hopefully next week, our team will be tops.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he stepped out of sight,
"WE’RE IN THE PLAYOFFS BABY, NFC CHAMPIONSHIP IS IN SIGHT !"