You Know You're Old When...

Oh, and did I mention the kidney stone I had a month ago?

I feel your pain bro. Literally. I just had one a few months back, but my first one was ten years ago. Never have I laid in the floor in agony like I did that night. Worse part was that I had no idea what it was. I'm pretty pain tolerant, but I was laying in the floor wimpering like a girl. Mrs Sarge, knowing my tolerance and figuring it had something serious for me to be laying in the floor, was begging my to go to the hospital, which I at first refued to do. I fonally went and they told me it was as stone. I said "A stone? I thought only old people got those". :laugh:

When the one hit on the way to work a few months back, I remembered what the other one felt like and just turned around for home. That one had me down for a few hours and made me feel like I'd been drug behind a truck
 
The other day..actual conversation

Dude: Excuse me, sir
Me: You dont have to call me sir
Dude: My parents taught me to show respect to my elders
Me: ........

I didn't want to correct him on manners since i am older than him...but DAMNIT!!!!
 

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