Fans React to Jayden Daniels' LSU Cease-and-Desist
The number 5 became the target, and the internet ran with it. Ticket marketplace
StubHub even took a jab.
"Effective immediately, we will no longer offer tickets in groups of 5. Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, we're only doing 4 or 6+. Thank you for your understanding."
From there, the jokes only got more creative.
One X user roped in a certain pop band and its frontman.
"Jayden Daniels has sent @adamlevine a cease and desist. Daniels' camp believes he is the only person that can truly represent Maroon 5."
A discount-store chain got pulled in
next.
"BREAKING: Five Below to change their brand name to '4.99 Below' out of respect for Jayden Daniels."
And
one X poster wondered whether even everyday cash transactions were now off-limits.
"Bout to use a $5 bill to pay for a sandwich. Should I ask Jayden Daniels if that's ok?