Tell a Lie Tuesday

[RandyHolt]

Zorn's swinging gate was more entertaining to watch than our embarrassing hail mary to Noah Brown.

 

[RandyHolt]

seibert will be our kicker for years to come.

Not only that, he has the strongest leg in the league and is an expert at onsides. When injured.

 

[the evil genius]

Your $14 "made with real cranberries on the stove" sauce is better than the $1.99 canned jellied cranberry sauce from the supermarket.

 

[burgold]

I never felt worried when the Titans climbed back into the game.

(Interestingly, it would also be accurate to post this statement in Tell the Truth Monday.)

 

[Chris]

We are going to rue the day that Emmanuel Forbes was cut.

 

[Emir of Schmo]

I love flying American Airlines because I never experience delays, never miss my connection & never have to rebook my 1st class seats into shitty seats on a later flight.

 

[burgold]

I have enough energy to get the things that need doing done today.

 

[burgold]

The NFL is the best, most ethically officiated league since the Roman Empire.

 

[Boone]

Reddit is like sitting on the front porch in Mayberry and having a glass of homemade lemonade with dear friends.

 

[Fan Since a Fetus]

I taught Jayden Daniels how to run. Dude was slow before I came along.

 

[Chris]

I taught Jayden Daniels how to run. Dude was slow before I came along.

And I taught him how to slide as was in evidence Sunday. You’re all welcome.