Remainder of Season BINGO Card- Bye Week Nonsense

[Chris]

List your 5 things that will happen the rest of the way that will leave you saying…that was on my bingo card. 🤪

 

[Chris]

B- A hook & ladder TD with Zack Ertz tossing to Dyami Brown
I- A Ben Sinnott TD run
N- A blocked FG attempt returned for a TD
G- A Tress Way TD pass
O- Stop 2 of Philly’s butt shoves at the goal line

 

[burgold]

B- Lainy Wilson wanting to follow in Taylor Swift's footsteps starts dating Zach Ertz
I- Micah Parsons drops a "we" accidentally when talking about Washington on his podcast
N- The DC Council and House of Representives clear the way for a stadium in the District. They rename the region around RFK NoDanSnyderville.
G- The Giants make a play for Kingsbury in season in a way so brazen that Goodell awards us their first round draft pick and kills the deal allowing us to keep Kingsbury
O- The scoreboard operator fixes the lyrics to Hail to the Commanders because Harris (with plausible deniability) declares if everyone is going to sing "Redskins" anyway then having Commanders on the read along is just plain stupid.

 

[Chris]

Julie may dropkick Lainey.

 

[burgold]

So you're saying my odds of shouting "Bingo" are low?

 

[Chris]

INGO is still on the table 😉

 

[burgold]

Hmmm... I think I'd rather have an Inigo than an Ingo.

“You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means”

 

[Iraolaball]

B-JD5 throws a touchdown pass…to himself.
I-Frankie Luvu comes in to ostensibly block for B Rob at the goal line, but they give it to Luvu, and he scores.
N-Terry McLaurin has a 200 yard game.
G-Luuuuuke McCaffrey throws a TD pass.
O-Zane Gonzalez hits a walk off 56 yard FG, then rips off his helmet, and incessantly rubs his hair.

 

[NickyJ]

G- A Tress Way TD pass

It breaks my heart that Jay Gruden's staff was the last one to make good use of Way's talents. Sure, going for it 4th down makes up for it with Quinn. But Way's got at least one fake punt still in him.

 

[Riggotoni]

Luke McC has a 100 yard game.
Emmanuel Forbes gets signed by the Giants to replace Daniel Jones playing safety in the 2nd team's practice.
Sanristil returns a fumble for a TD.
Luvu wins defensive player of the week.

 

[Kel Varnsen]

I like some of these and will steal one of them. Kudos Slotball for the idea on my first one.

B - Luke McCaffrey throws a TD
I - 100+ yard interception returned for a TD by the Commanders
N - Luvu with a strip sack, recovery, and a TD on the same play.
G - Gonzalez is the kicker the rest of the year
O - A shutout of Dallas the last game of the year

 

[Kel Varnsen]

O- The scoreboard operator fixes the lyrics to Hail to the Commanders because Harris (with plausible deniability) declares if everyone is going to sing "Redskins" anyway then having Commanders on the read along is just plain stupid.

I was at the game on Sunday. I would shout Redskins every time they played the song. My wife and sister-in-law were getting annoyed with me. I stopped after 28-0 and they both said “You’ve given up already?”.

 

[burgold]

I was at Chicago. Every score was Redskins. If they ever want me to sing something else they need to write a new song.

HTTR forever. HTTC never.

 

[Boone]

1. Dan Quinn will drop an accidental 'F bomb' in the post-game presser after we whoop Dallas
2. Austin Ekeler returns and is a key player in a playoff run
3. Washington will beat the Eagles, but lose to the Falcons
4. After the Falcons loss, Joe Whitt Jr. will confess 'we're just in shitty physical shape'
5. Josh Harris will confirm while the Redskins logo will be on selected items for purchase and used in historical contexts, it will not be returning as the team logo.

 

[Iraolaball]

 

[Chris]

1. Dan Quinn will drop an accidental 'F bomb' in the post-game presser after we whoop Dallas
2. Austin Ekeler returns and is a key player in a playoff run
3. Washington will beat the Eagles, but lose to the Falcons
4. After the Falcons loss, Joe Whitt Jr. will confess 'we're just in shitty physical shape'
5. Josh Harris will confirm while the Redskins logo will be on selected items for purchase and used in historical contexts, it will not be returning as the team logo.

#4 🤣

 

[Boone]

It's all for you Damien.