SteveB,
Thanks for your purrfect attentiveness to “the symptoms.”* Whoopee!* Frankly though Steve, I think the fine Dell engineers have struck on a fantastic idea that could revolutionize the industry … scented computers. The current model would be the “Catitude,” which doubles as a computer and kitty scratching post. Or, “Attitude,” which comes in edgy colors and smells of Montale Oud Cuir D'Arabie. And what about “Platitude,” which smells of expensive cigars? Then, you could have (“Gratitude”?) other flavors such as “brownie,” or “macaroni and cheese,” cross-marketing with Jenny Craig and selling them to people who are trying to eat less.
And, in the spirit of “will make things right,” might I reverently suggest that in addition to giving us a new scented or unscented computer of our choice, that you also consider spraying us with a few other things:
1.* A link to a youtube video where the Dell engineers, in cat costume, sing the catchy Disney tune, “Everybody wants to be a cat.”
2.* Orchestra seats to the Cats purrformance of our choice (I’ll take two in Istanbul … here’s the link:
http://www.catsthemusical.com/tickets/2013-ukeurope-tour/)
3.* A complimentary week in Hawaii in a certified cat-free hotel.
I look forward to your speedy reply.* Not another peep out of me.