How much do you hate the cowboys?

[Rymanofthenorth]

Albert Einstein wants to test the IQ of three men. He finds men with IQs of 250, 150, and 50. He asks the man with the 250 IQ, "What can you tell me about nuclear fission?" The man gives an answer appropriate to his 250 IQ, and Einstein moves on to the man with a 150 IQ. He asks him, "What can you tell me about Nuclear reactions?" The man gives him an answer appropriate for a 150 IQ. Einstein then asks the man with the 50 IQ, "HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS?"


Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?

A: A huddle.


Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A.Old




Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! and both arent very active in january.


What does Dallas and Brokeback Mountain have in common? They both have cowboys that suck!

 

[Rymanofthenorth]

I would be perfectly happy to have us beat the Pies then lose out and get a good draft pick, but I do NOT want to get spanked by the cowpies and then lose out. F Dallass!