HogsHaven: How Vinny Cerrato Would Handle the Redskins 2011 Free Agent Frenzy

[Lanky Livingston]

Pretty funny stuff.

http://www.hogshaven.com/2011/7/21/...would-handle-redskins-2011-free-agency-frenzy

 

[Goaldeje]

"Suck it, Washington Post!"

 

[Skinsfan76]

The funny thing is I don't think he is knows he is a joke.

 

[Burgundy Burner]

<The Redskins made a trade with the Eagles and acquired Donovan McNabb late this afternoon>

Vinnius Cerratus: Alright! Nice to see that I left some good karma at Redskins Park.

 

[Sarge]

I think the Redsins would probably be in talks to bring Bruce and Deion out of retirement for multi year, multi million dollar contracts

 

[Burgundy Burner]

If he was still around today...

This morning...

Lord Dannulus: The CBA is about to be signed, sealed, and delivered. FA opens in a matter of days. We need some headliners. The deal for Clausen sounds great. It could work here. He will still need some time to learn, so let's find a veteran to help before the job is his.

Vinnius Cerratus: I agree and have an awesome idea. Favre is still a soild option for another year or two. We could sign him to a two year, $22 million contract - $10 million signing bonus. He's a Hall-Of-Famer and that would be a bargain.

Lord Dannulus: Well, what are you waiting for???

Vinnius Cerratus: On it right away boss! I have him on speed dial!

 

[Elephant]

If he was still around today...

This morning...

Lord Dannulus: The CBA is about to be signed, sealed, and delivered. FA opens in a matter of days. We need some headliners. The deal for Clausen sounds great. It could work here. He will still need some time to learn, so let's find a veteran to help before the job is his.

Vinnius Cerratus: I agree and have an awesome idea. Favre is still a soild option for another year or two. We could sign him to a two year, $22 million contract - $10 million signing bonus. He's a Hall-Of-Famer and that would be a bargain.

Lord Dannulus: Well, what are you waiting for???

Vinnius Cerratus: On it right away boss! I have him on speed dial!

I just vomited in my mouth a little!