Those joyous cries of ecstasy you heard this morning were coming from the general populations of Washington DC, Northern Virginia and suburban Maryland as Redskins fans woke up to news that the team has finally, at long last, managed to get rid of universally loathed GM Vinny Cerrato, who turned in his resignation.

Since rejoining the team in 2002, Cerrato has helped the Skins to a combined record of 52-65. Cerrato was famous in DC for being the only GM with time on his hands to host his own morning radio show. Also, I’m told Cerrato was prized by owner Dan Snyder for his expediency in picking up Chipotle for lunch.