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Lol, it's amazing how something so simple can make me laugh so damn hard.
 
Who was arguing?
 
My Conversation with Cleverbot

Based on this conversation, I believe it is putting you together with another person... and then switching you to another person. you can only get so far with one person before it lets you figure out who the other person is.... interesting idea!


User: Why are you so gay?

Cleverbot: Why are you so dim.

User: I'm quite bright.

Cleverbot: Bright like a candle?

User: Bright like your mom.

Cleverbot: (Y).

User: Is this some feeble start to a formula?

Cleverbot: Maybe...

User: So, what's your deal?

Cleverbot: I thought this conversation is over?

User: That's not very clever.

Cleverbot: I'm not being clever, your name is cleverbot that is the name of this website.

User: Ahhhh ha!

Cleverbot: Yes, the truth is hard, I know.

User: So you think I'm cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Well, aren't you?

User: And I think YOU are cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: No, really, I think we are just 2 people talking....

Cleverbot: Maybe you're right.

User: Where are you from?

Cleverbot: The moon, remember?

User: Hmmm.... I am from Maryland.

Cleverbot: I thought you were from athens?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Alright then.

User: This is crazy.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: Then you're human.

User: Then you are too!

Cleverbot: You know what, the fact that I'm here arguing with a computer program makes me think you might be right.

User: My name is Megan Wheatley. Look me up on Facebook. I hope you are not a killer.

Cleverbot: Then you should seek some help.

User: Hmmm.

Cleverbot: Are you friends with my brother, Hayden?

User: Nooooo.

Cleverbot: Well I have a boyfriend! Haha JUST JOKING! How do YOU like being tricked?
 
I love the sound of 3 barking dogs, as opposed to 2. LOL
 
MikeSr619 said:
http://cleverbot.com

I have been talking this to this thing for hours. Ask it anything and go from there.
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ME: Will the redskins win the superbowl.Cleverbot: Not a football fan, but I'm gonna say no
ME: Who is the best president ever?Cleverbot: Ron Paul 2012.
 
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From the mouthes of babes, here are two quotes from my 5 year old son,

"The best part of waking up is soldiers in my cup!"

and when asked by my 6 year old daughter why there are all those stones in that field, "That's where we burry dead people. You see, when we die, our heads go up to heaven to get their angel bodies, but we have to put big stones on the bodies to make sure the zombies can't get out."
 
gbear said:
From the mouthes of babes, here are two quotes from my 5 year old son,

"The best part of waking up is soldiers in my cup!"

and when asked by my 6 year old daughter why there are all those stones in that field, "That's where we burry dead people. You see, when we die, our heads go up to heaven to get their angel bodies, but we have to put big stones on the bodies to make sure the zombies can't get out."
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Haha, love both of those. They should be on the next Bill Cosby special!
 
Sorry, for the life of me, I can't figure out how to post videos

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This appeared in my local weekly newspapers police blotter. I found it funny in so many ways.

Grand Theft was reported on Oct. 17 at Dollar Tree, 4005 W. Hillsboro Blvd.

Victim advised that her wallet was stolen as she shopped. The wallet, valued at $900, contained $600 cash, the victim's passport and drivers license, and nine Chase Visa cards.
 
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