Random funny ****

[Elephant]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyrzAewjz8"[/media]

 

[Boone]

I wonder what it feels like in that exact moment when you realize your life is probably over?


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUkMg1cDAME[/media]

 

[Elephant]

NSFW unless you have earphones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X38UrIfbsQk

 

[Lanky Livingston]

From my favorite website, The Oatmeal - what we SHOULD have learned in our senior year of high school:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/senior_year

 

[LoyalSkinsFan]

Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen:

http://www.theonion.com/video/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-****-that-doesnt,14309/

 

[LoyalSkinsFan]

What the hell?

Try this link:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ[/media]

Oh, and NSFW unless you're on headphones. Language alert.

 

[LoyalSkinsFan]

Love the Porkins video......

I assume you've seen this....but if not, it's flipping' great!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0[/media]

 

[Jugband McGillicuddy]

http://thechive.com/2011/09/02/oprah-and-the-yelling-goat-ill-leave-it-at-that-video/

OMFG!!!!

That was the hardest I've ever laughed in my life. No ****.

 

[servumtuum]

 

[Boone]

http://cleverbot.com

I have been talking this to this thing for hours. Ask it anything and go from there.

Is this for real? I actually had a stimulating conversation with the damn thing...I mean - it was more 'real' than some human conversations I've had of late...

 

[Nobody]

Is this for real? I actually had a stimulating conversation with the damn thing...I mean - it was more 'real' than some human conversations I've had of late...

Either I broke it, or being a smartass derails the conversation. Every time I have tried it, it inevitably gets back to what is your name by the 4th or 5th question.

It asked me what the death rate was, I said 100% eventually, then it said yes, america is in america......what is your name?

I just don't get it, this has happened every time I try it.

edit: I broke my record, I had at least a 30 second convo before the relapse this time

Me: Hey cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What's good?
Me: The opposite of bad.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
Me: Nathan.
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.
Me: Yeah, I kinda figured that out at the beginning.
Cleverbot: What do you think the death rate is around here?
Me: 100% eventually.
Cleverbot: Yes, America is in America.
Me: Really? Makes sense.
Cleverbot: Do you like robots?
Me: Depends, are you a girl robot?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Then no, I don't like you.
Cleverbot: So you're a boy?
Me: Man.
Cleverbot: This is love.
Me: No, this is weird.
Cleverbot: What is your name?

 

[Boone]

Maybe cleverbot had just had a couple of beers. I've had conversations with women in bars that made less sense

 

[Goaldeje]

Heh heh. That's pretty cool, kinda fun.

 

[Nobody]

Dude, Mike.......I hate you, and I mean it in the nicest way possible This cleverbot **** is addicting and hilarious as hell. Do you have any idea how many hours a day of mine this thing is going to take up now? Holy ****, I will never be bored again, that's for sure

 

[Elephant]

You guys figure out how it works yet? I think I know, but don't want to ruin it if you guys don't want to know. But I could be wrong, so...

 

[Nobody]

I figure it's set up to respond and asked questions based on a series of keywords you type in. if that's not how it's done, I have no idea.

 

[Elephant]

I figure it's set up to respond and asked questions based on a series of keywords you type in. if that's not how it's done, I have no idea.

I think it is set up so your are having a conversation with another person.

 

[Nobody]

I think it is set up so your are having a conversation with another person.

I thought that at first too, but then the answers and questions got to be where if it was a person, they were very .....how shall I say nicely......intellectually inferior

That, and some of the responses just don't make any sense.

 

[Elephant]

I thought that at first too, but then the answers and questions got to be where if it was a person, they were very .....how shall I say nicely......intellectually inferior

That, and some of the responses just don't make any sense.

But you said it yourself, you gave ridiculous answers to see where it would go. How many idiots are on the interwebz giving outlandish answers? Not saying you're an idiot.

I know I was giving some crazy question and answers to see where it would go, then some serious, thought provoking stuff to see where that would go. I think the randomness of it is a result of your conversation being linked to another human.

But hey, that's just my take on it. Who knows? There could be a mixture of both.

 

[Boone]

I don't even want to see political humor outside of the Political Asylum forum