dumbest arguments you’ve had online (AKA the mud room)

[JaydenOurSavior16]

Any arguments you have with stupid people on the internet, share them. This is a thread only for those that feel like laughing at the stupidity that others have to deal with, so people have the choice of whether or not they want to read them

These arguments can be about any topic: sports, music, weather, ETC. you already know what most of mine will be about.

 

[Chris]

Can they include topics like ‘confusing thread titles’? 😎

 

[burgold]

I'm sure I'll see something fitting for this thread almost every day online. Maybe it'll become like a random humor thread. People do say awful silly stuff online. I know I've been guilty of it (sometimes intentionally.)

 

[pwyl]

You should rename this thread "the mudroom"

 

[burgold]

Could you imagine this thread being open on game day?

 

[JaydenOurSavior16]

Here’s another wild argument: the people that try to say the dynamic between Jayden and his mom is “weird”. This is an argument currently going on in the comments of a very clearly AI photo of Jayden giving his mom a piggyback ride on the field at practice.

It’s giving “my mommy and daddy didn’t love me as a child so i have zero clue what a healthy mother and son relationship looks like”

 

[Chris]

Giving any personal energy to what strangers on the internet say and/or think is a futile exercise. (This post included.)

 

[burgold]

I have sympathy for the Jayden-Mom dynamic argument. On the one hand, a strong family is amazing and no one will fight for you and have your own interests at heart like your family. On the other, we've all read horrible stories of beauty pageant parents, soccer moms, or abusive controllers like Michael Jackson's Dad so I can see both sides to this one.

However, if his mom is actually screening and vetting any potential girlfriends, that is a bit weird and icky.

 

[JaydenOurSavior16]

I have sympathy for the Jayden-Mom dynamic argument. On the one hand, a strong family is amazing and no one will fight for you and have your own interests at heart like your family. On the other, we've all read horrible stories of beauty pageant parents, soccer moms, or abusive controllers like Michael Jackson's Dad so I can see both sides to this one.

However, if his mom is actually screening and vetting any potential girlfriends, that is a bit weird and icky.

She isn’t actively screening/vetting any potential girlfriends. She, just like any other normal mother, doesn’t want their son or daughter to be involved with anyone (friend or otherwise) that would take advantage of them (stealing money from them, ETC).

Also, literally someone’s reply to me just now: “my mamas boobs never touched my back, you’re committed to sealioning bit so we’re done here”

NEITHER HAVE JAYDENS MOMS😂😂😂 these idiots are falling for an AI photo and it’s pathetic

 

[JaydenOurSavior16]

And MORE stupidity: “considering the majority of people think the photo of Jayden giving his mom a piggyback ride at practice could be real means there’s a real possibility he would do that”

That’s some kindergarten logic🤦🏻‍♂️

Not to mention, the photo was him in a yellow jersey, when our QBs wear black jerseys at practice. Thats as big a sign as any that it’s AI.

 

[JaydenOurSavior16]

Me, on the (very obviously AI) photo that someone posted to Twitter of jaydens mom on his back at practice that they got from a parody account: “It’s AI, idiot. And anyone who believes it’s real needs to walk up to a mirror and point and laugh at themselves for being so stupid”

Commanders fan: “It’s not AI buddy commanders posted it themselves but what’s the issue??? Mom and son have a great relationship all these comments show me yall some porn addicted bums. People just love to hate on JD5 and project they weird feelings towards him”

Commanders fan, after a back & forth of me asking him for proof that the commanders posted it: “It’s taken from a fan that attended the training camp you dumb *** **** 🤣🤣🤣 it’s not going to be on the website unless they ask to share it! Again you dumb *** **** and you the type a fan that give us a horrible look. Do better (women’s body part)!!!”

When i called him out on his switch-up from “the commanders posted it themselves” to “a fan took it”, his next lie was “They reposted the picture, that a fan took I’m sorry you are special ed and can’t learn to read” (after he literally said it’s not going to be on the website unless they ask”.

Can’t make this stuff up even if i tried.

 

[JaydenOurSavior16]

Another idiotic Jayden hater: “his mom is everywhere. She handles his finances because he’s too dumb to do so himself”

🤦🏻‍♂️ the pure hatred for a man that has done nothing to any of these idiots is just astonishing