Tell a Lie Tuesday

[burgold]

Just to lighten things up, I thought if we have "Tell the Truth Monday" we ought to have Tell a Lie Tuesday. So, let's hear your whoppers. They can be sports related, life related, about movie, music, cooking, hobbies, etc (just not politics.)

I hear a new stadium is already under construction in DC. To make it feel like old times, crews are installing compression springs under the foundation so at a flip of a switch the stands will bounce up and down.

 

[Chris 44]

I heard Harris is bringing Dan Snyder in as a consultant along with Bruce Allen to bring back Harvest Fest.

 

[Warhead36]

Marshawn Lattimore will actually be healthy this week

 

[heisenberg]

I have all the confidence in the world that we'll beat the titans this weekend and head into our bye with some momentum.

 

[Miles Monroe]

We drafted the wrong QB

 

[SkinsOrlando]

I miss seeing the eccentric and simply awe inspiring play of Forbes, fuckin definition of difference maker in my book

 

[Boone]

I was in one of the portajohns behind the Sean Taylor tribute photo and I will treasure that moment forever.

 

[redskins1963]

seibert will be our kicker for years to come.

 

[SkinsOrlando]

I did not pee on TX stadium when I was younger

 

[RexTomb]

 

[Chris]

I miss interacting with Jumbo.

 

[Spearfeather]

I miss interacting with Jumbo.

😆

 

[burgold]

Tress Way learned how to punt by watching my Aunt kick her cheating husband out of the house.

 

[DWinzit]

I really miss Danny Snyder

 

[Canadian Hog]

I encountered John Beck as the Redskins were getting on the team bus after they played the Bills in Toronto under Mike Shanahan. After spending hundreds of dollars to get premium tickets and failing to see Washington cross midfield the entire game, I punched him right in the face.

 

[madden lot]

Everybody remembers me from Extremeskins

 

[DWinzit]

Vinny Cerrato > Adam Peters

 

[Boone]

They’re real. And they’re spectacular.

 

[redskins1963]

They’re real. And they’re spectacular.

seinfled quote lol

 

[burgold]

Tom Brady got the idea to deflate his balls immediately following his annual physical.