Random funny ****

[Fear The Spear]

Nailing the audition like a boss lol......

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IixQox4rhEw&feature=player_embedded#![/media]

No, my friend.

THIS is what you call, nailing the audition

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0nY_AOSesg[/media]

 

[Burgundy Burner]

The Domino effect.

 

[McD5]

If you have twitter, and you love to laugh.......

@OhWonka

 

[Lanky Livingston]

http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/

 

[Nobody]

http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/

I don't get it. Is it for kids, or is it just really dry on purpose?

 

[McD5]

My favorite part of attending a marathon is watching the reactions of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Playing for the O's is not happy business...

 

[Burgundy Burner]

Captain Smith: I've got good news and bad news.
Deckhand: Give me the bad news first.
Captain Smith: We hit an iceberg and we're going to die.
Deckhand: And the good news???
Captain Smith: In 85 years, our story will win 11 academy awards.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

An oldie but a goodie:

 

[China]

 

[servumtuum]

I like a store with a high opinion of its customers.

 

[Nobody]

CNN...known for its humor. read the comments

http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/25/health/kidney-transplanted-twice/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

Is it sad that when I clicked the link, before I even scrolled down to the comments my first thought was damn that chick is hot

 

[Lanky Livingston]

http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/

 

[China]

http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/

 

[Lanky Livingston]

True or false: this runner is OUT at first base?

If you answered TRUE, you have a career as an MLB umpire in front of you!

 

[Nobody]

True or false: this runner is OUT at first base?

If you answered TRUE, you have a career as an MLB umpire in front of you!

Hard to tell. Neither the runner, nor the fielder, is actually touching the bag. Until one of them makes contact, I cannot make the call

 

[Burgundy Burner]

 

[Elephant]

Reminds me when I was a kid. I had a hamster named Puma. He was awesome! Very friendly, never bit anyone. Anyway, my sister found a stray cat in the neighborhood and thought the cat and Puma would be friends. Needless to say, her 5 yr old way of thinking was wrong.

 

[Burgundy Burner]

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Haha, more texts from dog: