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What about his role in Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
 
It's not too early, is it ?

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Bass player available for PAYING GIGS ONLY. I play G, C, D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall I will probably sit out that chord. Or I could learn those notes for $30 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord, forget it because I'm a "pocket" player. Minimum $100 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 39202. $5 per mile travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on a JATRAN bus route, or you can pick me up at my place. Must be home by 11pm due to previous legal hassles. No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks, or playgrounds.
 
This summer, Waldo finds YOU!

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Now THAT is what American ingenuity is all about baby. I hope he makes a million $$ with this :)
 
Cool. And works great, as long as you're driving a 70's Impala :) You aren't seeing those old school door locks much these days. Still pretty clever.
 
Not only that, but I'd bet money he pulled the weather stripping out first too. There's no way this can happen otherwise. You can barely get a metal hanger through, but this guy slips a piece of string through effortlessly? Not buying it.
 
More car stuff. You would think that they would stop after the first bit of damage, but nooooooooooooo. The Darwin Awards Committee would be proud of this bunch.

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A few truths in aviation:

The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly.

A check ride ought to be like a skirt--short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance.

It only takes two things to fly: airspeed, and money.

The three most dangerous things in aviation: A doctor in a Bonanza. Two captains in a DC-9. A flight attendant with a chipped tooth.

Aircraft Identification: If it's ugly, it's British. If it's weird, it's French. If it's ugly and weird, it's Russian.

Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another very expensive flying club.

The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities to experience all three at the same time.

A DC-9 captain trainee attempting to check out on the 'glass cockpit' of an A-320: "Now I know what a dog feels like watching TV."

The similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies. If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.

It's better to break ground and head into the wind than to break wind and head into the ground.

The difference between flight attendants and jet engines is that the engines usually quit whining when they get to the gate.

New FAA motto: "We're not happy, till you're not happy."

A copilot is a knothead until he spots opposite direction traffic at 12 o'clock, after which he's a goof-off for not seeing it sooner.

If something hasn't broken on your helicopter--it's about to.

I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

Basic Flying Rules:

1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.

Unknown landing signal officer to carrier pilot after his 6th unsuccessful landing attempt: "You've got to land here son. This is where the food is."
 
Nailing the audition like a boss lol......

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