View Full Version : rantsports.com: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants Him Some “Glory Hole”

07-30-12, 05:43 AM

Just when you thought Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones couldn’t say anything more hilarious, he holds a press conference prior to training camp opening and provides us with some glorious comments.

With the Cowboys set to begin camp on Monday after a busy offseason that saw them drastically improve their major weaknessess (offensive line, secondary), Jones appears to be pretty excited to get things under way.

Much of the talk surrounding the Cowboys in 2012 has been this idea that the window for a Super Bowl title is closing. Jones got revved up and addressed that in a very comical way.

“I want to officially close the window to closing the window. That was off-season talk. I do feel a sense or urgency, though. I’ve been here 23 years. I’ve been here when it was glory hole days and when it wasn’t. I want me some glory hole!”

:laugh:...Long live the Jerruh! :claps:

Lanky Livingston
07-30-12, 09:16 AM
I saw that - amazing quote.

08-01-12, 07:56 PM
That quote will be there for all eternity to use before every Cowboys/Skins matchup.

Thank you Jerruh!