Stand Up Commedians

[Fear The Spear]

TWO COOKIES? WHO THE HELL EATS TWO COOKIES? I eat Fig Newtons by the SLEEVE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=_Gsg9fAMvYM&NR=1

Favorite part of that bit, was when he was leaving his doctor's office, and the doctor hits him with a last minute "drive-by" of "By the way, no more dairy !.......AND NO MORE HAPPINESS !! AWAY WITH YOU !! "

 

[Nobody]

Favorite part of that bit, was when he was leaving his doctor's office, and the doctor hits him with a last minute "drive-by" of "By the way, no more dairy !.......AND NO MORE HAPPINESS !! AWAY WITH YOU !! "

If you've never seen Ralphie May, check him out. He blows me away with his ability to be so damn hilarious, and never utters anything that could be considered dirty or vulgar. Completely clean. To me, it takes more talent to do that than say **** and **** a lot to make a joke funny.

 

[Fear The Spear]

If you've never seen Ralphie May, check him out. He blows me away with his ability to be so damn hilarious, and never utters anything that could be considered dirty or vulgar. Completely clean. To me, it takes more talent to do that than say **** and **** a lot to make a joke funny.

Whoa, wait....what the......what ?!?!?!
Either there's 2 comedians named Ralphie May, and this is the evil one that you're NOT talking about (which I highly doubt)......or you're very mistaken about him being clean. Because THIS Ralphie May is oozing with profanity.
It almost seems like you're the jokester, Extreme. And the joke was on me.

Here's you're "completely clean" comedian

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OfQi6zIlzE[/media]

 

[Nobody]

I have to admit, I'm shocked. I've seen him live a half dozen times, and on numerous cable tv specials. And I swear to you, he almost never even said damn.