Bitcoin - let's recreate all the problems of the gold standard but add the retarded speculation of the dot-com era (because prices should regularly fluctuate 10% in a day).
Oh, and we sorta fibbed on the anonymity thing.
Your periodic reminder that Nick Saban is a Bellicheat acolyte who, like his mentor, grew to outthink himself, and will likely implode the Alabama football program with NCAA sanctions.