Random funny ****

[Lanky Livingston]

Hehehehe.....

 

[tshile]

mix tape volume 7 is out

http://www.thehoodinternet.com/

it's ****ing awful.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

This sums up my feelings about weight loss pretty nicely.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Sea Lion at the National Zoo was very concerned with this little girl after she fell outside his enclosure: http://dcist.com/2013/05/national_zoo_sea_lion_very_concerne.php

 

[tshile]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo99ECSTd3o[/media]

 

[Burgundy Burner]

Texting Codes for those of us who are members of the "Over 50 Crowd".

* ATD- At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL- Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT- Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Astros vendor brings his tray of snowcones into the toilet stall with him, sets them on the floor and proceeds to drop deuce. Wow.

http://deadspin.com/an-astros-vendor-pooped-next-to-his-snow-cones-509479058

 

[Lanky Livingston]

This comes to us from reader Andrew, whose friend received this autographed photo from former Jacksonville Jaguars tight end Pete Mitchell. I doubt Mitchell signed too many autographs throughout his eight-year career, but it looks like when he did get the opportunity to do so, he made it count.

http://deadspin.com/this-is-how-you-sign-a-picture-of-ray-lewis-trying-to-t-509696414

 

[Henry]

Actually, conversations with my 7 year-old still pretty much go like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zdtD19tXX30

 

[tshile]

That's some funny stuff lanky

Henry - I can't wait to have kids

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Excerpt from Puck Daddy's 3 Stars:

Justin Bieber attended Game 7 as a Johnny Depp character from a Tim Burton movie about the Crips:

 

[Burgundy Burner]

Sign On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

 

[Lanky Livingston]

http://gawker.com/drunk-driver-crashes-car-while-having-road-sex-ditches-510302315

 

[Lanky Livingston]

http://gawker.com/pissed-off-store-employees-stop-public-urinators-with-s-510284739

 

[tshile]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8i9kVG7owA[/media]

 

[renaissance]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8i9kVG7owA[/media]

Nothing compared to Siragusa's Depends commercial.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

"Whoever is winning, I want to cheer for them." This might be the most honest justification for being a Yankees fan we've ever heard.

http://deadspin.com/crying-4-year-old-mets-fan-wants-to-be-a-yankees-fan-510444887

 

[Burgundy Burner]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGXDKrUoVrw[/media]

 

[Snydershrugged]

 

[McD5]

SS.....hysterical!