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If the worthiest celebrity Dallas Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway could find this weekend to honor with a key to the city was animal torturer Michael Vick, maybe he should have looked a little harder.
“I feel so very proud to be able to bestow upon you, Michael Vick, the key to the city of Dallas, Texas!” Caraway told the unquestionably gifted Philadelphia Eagles quarterback at a “Super Teen Saturday” charity event at Club Cirque. “We appreciate you!”
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