Undefeated eating challenges - can you win one of them?

[Burgundy Burner]

http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/5-undefeated-eating-challenges-171400230.html

You can read about it in the above link. Here are some pics of these hefty portions. Can you win one of the challenges?

 

[Nobody]

People that attempt these challenges are beyond idiotic. Seriously, who would think it was worth it to possibly risk your life for a prize that usually only consists of a lame ass t-shirt? It's not like you'll gain fame, or be able to parlay it into anything relevant.

I just don't get the point. Then again, I thing professional eaters are the most retarded people on the planet too, so what do I know? Disgusting, gluttonous bastards.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

In my heyday, maybe I could have tackled one of these. Nowadays, not so much. I can still put back some beers though!