Town Mails Unscooped Dog Poop Back To Owners

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Im always a scooper but if I forgot to and ended up getting dog **** in the mail I wouldn't be too happu about it.
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Yeah, that would be a nasty surprise. I hope they at least wrap it up so its somewhat sanitary...
 
I'm a bagger. I must admit there are times where I'm unprepared and I don't if it requires going out of my way. I'd put it at 95% bag rate :)
 
Our dog gets walked down a country road so I'm a leaver (he does his business in the weeds, never in a yard or place where people go. He's one of those stage fright dogs who cant poop in front of people.
 
I would think putting that in the mail would qualify as a federal offense...

I actually think it's funny. I have people in the neighborhood that leave their dogs crap in my yard regularly and it's quite annoying. I want to pick it all up and go dump it on their porch but I'm lazy and that would probably get me in more trouble than its worth :\
 
I believe I have shared this here before, but here goes:

I was with my ex's dog at the beach. The little runt had already gone once so I didn't expect him to go again. They have bags up on the street so when he was done I was going to walk back up there to get a bag and clean up after him.

As he is mid-poop, I hear this girl scream over, "I hope you plan on cleaning that up!" The dog hadn't even finished and she felt the need to make sure I was going to clean it up.

When he was done, I started walking up to the street to get a bag and the whole time she's screaming across the beach, "You forgot something! You're an animal! Blah Blah! Blah!" I ignored her the whole way up.

I grabbed a bag, walked back down, cleaned up the poop and tightly sealed the bag-o-poo. Then, I walked over to her, dropped the bag of poo next to her and said, "You are so concerned with my dog's ****, here ya go!" And walked away. Dude that was trying to hit on her was like, "Come on man!"

I just left it there and went about my day.
 
I believe I have shared this here before, but here goes:

I was with my ex's dog at the beach. The little runt had already gone once so I didn't expect him to go again. They have bags up on the street so when he was done I was going to walk back up there to get a bag and clean up after him.

As he is mid-poop, I hear this girl scream over, "I hope you plan on cleaning that up!" The dog hadn't even finished and she felt the need to make sure I was going to clean it up.

When he was done, I started walking up to the street to get a bag and the whole time she's screaming across the beach, "You forgot something! You're an animal! Blah Blah! Blah!" I ignored her the whole way up.

I grabbed a bag, walked back down, cleaned up the poop and tightly sealed the bag-o-poo. Then, I walked over to her, dropped the bag of poo next to her and said, "You are so concerned with my dog's ****, here ya go!" And walked away. Dude that was trying to hit on her was like, "Come on man!"

I just left it there and went about my day.

Haha, awesome story!
 

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