I believe I have shared this here before, but here goes:
I was with my ex's dog at the beach. The little runt had already gone once so I didn't expect him to go again. They have bags up on the street so when he was done I was going to walk back up there to get a bag and clean up after him.
As he is mid-poop, I hear this girl scream over, "I hope you plan on cleaning that up!" The dog hadn't even finished and she felt the need to make sure I was going to clean it up.
When he was done, I started walking up to the street to get a bag and the whole time she's screaming across the beach, "You forgot something! You're an animal! Blah Blah! Blah!" I ignored her the whole way up.
I grabbed a bag, walked back down, cleaned up the poop and tightly sealed the bag-o-poo. Then, I walked over to her, dropped the bag of poo next to her and said, "You are so concerned with my dog's ****, here ya go!" And walked away. Dude that was trying to hit on her was like, "Come on man!"
I just left it there and went about my day.